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A wizard (or, well, Gandalf) reports on the fiery exchange between Trump and Medvedev over Iran, nuclear warheads, and who's really 'the Boss'. image

Fool of a Took! Trump and Medvedev in a Nuclear Stare-Down!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
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As the U.S. engages Iran, Gandalf the Grey casts his wise eye upon China's strategic positioning, balancing alliances and potential gains in a world teetering on the edge. image

A Shadow of Mordor Looms: China's Game in the Middle-earth of Middle East Conflict

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:03
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A former Microsoft employee suggests creating a 'brag document' to highlight career wins, making resumes and cover letters seem as outdated as parchment scrolls. image

Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul: One 'Brag Doc' to Rule Them All, One 'Brag Doc' to Find Them!

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:30
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Salvage operation successfully raises the 'Bayesian' after months beneath the Sicilian waves, revealing a tale of storm and sorrow. image

By the Beard of Durin! Sunken Yacht Rises from the Depths!

Sat 21 June, 2025 10:50
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the fluctuating oil markets as Trump considers negotiations with Iran, while Israel's actions keep tensions simmering. image

A Shadow Recedes: Trump Delays, and Oil Prices Breathe Easier Than a Hobbit After Second Breakfast!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
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Gandalf the Grey dissects the proposed 'One Big Beautiful Bill,' examining its potential impact on taxpayers and charitable giving with a touch of Middle-earth wisdom and weary amusement. image

One Big Beautiful Bill? A Wizard's Skepticism on Tax Cuts and Jobs, My Precious!

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:00
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the Federal Reserve's latest decision to hold steady interest rates, amidst a fog of uncertainty and economic pressures, much like navigating the Mines of Moria. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But the Fed May Be: Interest Rates Held Steady as Stagflation Looms!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Meta's audacious attempts to lure OpenAI's finest with promises of untold riches, and the battle for the soul of artificial intelligence. image

Fly, You Fools! Meta's Temptation of a King's Ransom: An OpenAI Saga

Wed 18 June, 2025 05:40
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Gandalf the Grey delves into the depths of the proposed 'Trump Accounts,' pondering their potential to build wealth or simply add to the deficit. image

Trump Accounts: A Wizard's Musings on Money for Mortals

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:01
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Gandalf reports on Amazon's decision to expand Prime Day to a four-day event, examining its motives and potential impact on the retail realm. Prepare yourselves, for savings are coming! image

A Shadow Lengthens: Amazon's Prime Day Extends its Reign of Deals!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:00
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