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Gandalf reports on Amazon's AI embrace, workforce reduction, and the unsettling shift in the technological landscape. Are we all doomed to be replaced by orcish automatons? image

A Shadow of Mordor Looms Over Middle-earth... I Mean, Amazon: Will AI Take Our Jobs, Precious?

Tue 01 July, 2025 00:01
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Much like herding ents, the US Senate trudges through endless amendments to a colossal bill, seeking passage before the fiery deadline of July 4th. image

A Vote-a-rama! One Bill to Rule Them All, One Vote to Find Them

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:03
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Elon Musk's fiery opposition to a Senate bill, questioning its wisdom and impact on the future. image

A Shadow of Insanity: Musk Battles the Senate's Destructive Decree

Sun 29 June, 2025 00:21
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Gandalf the Grey reports on May's slightly rising consumer prices, the Fed's inflation target woes, and a potential rate cut amidst presidential pressure. Can the economy be saved from the fires of Mordor, or will it succumb to the shadow? image

A Shadow of Inflation: Is the Fed Ready to Cut Like Butter Through a Balrog?

Fri 27 June, 2025 13:24
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A wizard's take on Wall Street's summer vacation amidst geopolitical storms, tariff pauses, and AI darlings soaring. image

The Market's 'Meh' Moment: Even Gandalf is Perplexed!

Fri 27 June, 2025 01:02
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One Bill to Rule Them All? Trump's Tax Plan Faces the Fires of Mordor (Senate)

Thu 26 June, 2025 15:39
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Asian chip stocks surge as Nvidia reclaims its crown as the world's most valuable company, proving even shadows must flee from the rising sun of innovation. image

Nvidia Ascends the Throne: A New King Under the Sun!

Thu 26 June, 2025 02:25
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Gandalf the Grey analyzes how select technology and paper stocks, battered and bruised, may yet rise again in the latter half of this year, offering hope like a light in the darkest depths of Moria. image

Not All Who Tumble Are Lost: Gandalf's Guide to Stock Market Fortunes in the Second Age...er, Half

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:54
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Gandalf the White reports on the political turmoil in the land of the Free-folk, as a deadline looms over a contentious bill, leaving many to wonder if haste will indeed make waste. image

A Shadow Looms Over the Senate: Will the Big, Beautiful Bill See the Light of Day?

Tue 24 June, 2025 20:11
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Senate stuck in session to pass 'big, beautiful bill' amidst Republican resistance and fiscal concerns – Gandalf weighs in. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But These Senators Are Certainly Stuck: A Wizard's Take on Washington's Woes

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:49
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