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A wizard's eye view of Wall Street's recent analyst calls, from booming biotechs to stumbling shipbuilders. Prepare for a journey! image

Fool of a Took! Wall Street's Wild Ride! Is Your Portfolio Ready?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:13
2 minutes to read

State Farm seeks a rate hike in California to recover from wildfire losses, but faces scrutiny and opposition as the state's insurance market teeters on the brink. image

A Great Fire! Will State Farm Sink Like the Titanic in California?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on Ray Dalio's insights into Trump's trade policy reversal and the need for a win-win deal with China, offering investors a chance to re-evaluate their risk appetite. image

Fool of a Tariff! Trump's Trade Policy Takes a U-Turn!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:49
4 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Bitcoin's sudden spike following Trump's tariff announcement, pondering the cryptocurrency's role in these turbulent economic times. image

A Tariff Pause! Has Bitcoin Found Its Precious?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read

Global auto markets reel as Trump's tariffs cast a long shadow, leaving car manufacturers scrambling and analysts pondering the road ahead. image

A Shadow Falls on the Auto Giants! Is This the End of the Road?

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:44
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on the tumultuous trading of technology stocks, where tariffs cast a long shadow and fortunes rise and fall like the tides of Belegaer. image

A Shadow Looms Over Silicon Valley! Is This the End of the Magnificent Seven?

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:36
2 minutes to read

Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst a buyout, cost cuts, and a dash of financial wizardry. Can they escape the Shadow of retail woes? image

Walgreens Saved by a Wizard?! Shocking Turn of Events!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on Apple's victory over the U.K. government's attempt to conceal details of their appeal regarding a 'backdoor' to iPhone users' encrypted data. A tale of privacy, power, and a touch of hobbit-like trickery. image

A Secret No More! Apple Slays U.K. Government's Privacy Dragon!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to reciprocal tariffs, even amidst global market turmoil, reminding us that even wizards must occasionally dabble in the affairs of men... and their gold. image

Tariffs are Coming! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
3 minutes to read

Silicon Valley's dalliance with Trump's policies backfires spectacularly, as tech stocks plummet and IPOs are delayed amidst tariff turmoil, signaling potential economic recession. image

Tech Stocks PLUMMET After Trump Tariffs! Is This the End of the Silicon Valley Boom?

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read