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A controversial tax bill threatens to undo the progress of renewable energy, potentially surrendering America's technological edge and darkening homes across the land. image

A Shadow Falls: Will the Sun Set on Solar Power?

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
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A judge temporarily blocks the Trump administration's attempt to ban international students from Harvard, raising questions of academic freedom and political retribution. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard Students Were About To Be!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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A federal judge temporarily blocks the Trump administration's ban on Harvard enrolling international students, prompting Gandalf to weigh in with wisdom, wit, and a touch of Middle-earth magic. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard Students Almost Were: A Gandalfian Perspective

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the growing geopolitical tensions in the Arctic, where Russia's frosty grip is being challenged by the West's awakening interest. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Russia Might Be: A Wizard's Eye on the Arctic Chill

Fri 23 May, 2025 05:04
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Comcast unveils its massive new theme park, challenging Disney's dominance and braving economic headwinds, but will the high price of admission keep the masses away? image

Fly, You Fools! Universal's Epic Universe Opens Doors to a World of Wonder (and Maybe a Recession)

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:20
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Chinese EV maker Xpeng sees shares soar after impressive earnings report and optimistic Q2 revenue forecast, hinting at a possible shift in the tides of the hypercompetitive electric vehicle market. image

Xpeng's Electric Surge: Not All Who Wander Are Lost (Especially with Autonomous Driving!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:50
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Gandalf reports on Jensen Huang's warning that US chip export controls are backfiring, empowering China and hurting American business. A delicate balance indeed, more perilous than navigating the Mines of Moria! image

A Shadow of Trade War Looms: Nvidia's CEO Speaks Truth to Power (and China!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:24
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unraveling of an Armenian crime ring that pilfered millions in cargo from Amazon, a tale of deceit worthy of a dragon's hoard. image

Fly, You Fools! Amazon Cargo Heist Unveiled by the Long Arm of the Law

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:39
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Gandalf reports on the FDA's new stance on Covid-19 boosters, balancing caution and clinical trials, leaving some healthy folk to wonder, 'What about second breakfast... I mean, seventh dose?' image

Fool of a Flu! FDA Rethinks Covid Jabs for Hobbits and Humans Alike!

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:42
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns of underestimated risks from deficits, tariffs, and international tensions, questioning the complacency of central banks and the resilience of the stock market. image

A Shadow of Doubt: Dimon Foresees Economic Peril – Can Central Banks Fend Off the Balrog?

Mon 19 May, 2025 21:48
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