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Gandalf the Grey reports on the latest Wall Street calls, navigating tariff wars, and pondering whether Amazon's price cuts are a gift or a trick. Stocks are being upgraded and downgraded by all, be weary of these perilous times! image

Wall Street Meltdown or Mount Doom?! Stock Picks That Will Make You Shout "Fly, You Fools!"

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:14
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An Apple engineer leaves his comfortable job to dive into the world of Bitcoin startups, finding excitement and uncertainty amidst regulatory shifts and technological innovation. image

A Wizard Did What! Apple Engineer Ditches Cupertino for Crypto Chaos!

Sat 12 April, 2025 17:13
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Bank of America's warning to investors: brace yourselves, a storm is coming! Sell now, lest ye be caught in the economic Shadow. image

Sell the Rips! Is the Market About to Plunge into the Depths of Mordor?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:24
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A wizard's eye view of Wall Street's recent analyst calls, from booming biotechs to stumbling shipbuilders. Prepare for a journey! image

Fool of a Took! Wall Street's Wild Ride! Is Your Portfolio Ready?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:13
2 minutes to read

State Farm seeks a rate hike in California to recover from wildfire losses, but faces scrutiny and opposition as the state's insurance market teeters on the brink. image

A Great Fire! Will State Farm Sink Like the Titanic in California?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:05
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Ray Dalio's insights into Trump's trade policy reversal and the need for a win-win deal with China, offering investors a chance to re-evaluate their risk appetite. image

Fool of a Tariff! Trump's Trade Policy Takes a U-Turn!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:49
4 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Bitcoin's sudden spike following Trump's tariff announcement, pondering the cryptocurrency's role in these turbulent economic times. image

A Tariff Pause! Has Bitcoin Found Its Precious?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read

Global auto markets reel as Trump's tariffs cast a long shadow, leaving car manufacturers scrambling and analysts pondering the road ahead. image

A Shadow Falls on the Auto Giants! Is This the End of the Road?

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:44
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on the tumultuous trading of technology stocks, where tariffs cast a long shadow and fortunes rise and fall like the tides of Belegaer. image

A Shadow Looms Over Silicon Valley! Is This the End of the Magnificent Seven?

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:36
2 minutes to read

Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst a buyout, cost cuts, and a dash of financial wizardry. Can they escape the Shadow of retail woes? image

Walgreens Saved by a Wizard?! Shocking Turn of Events!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
3 minutes to read