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Word on the street is, the ex-Prez is battling prostate cancer. We're talkin' treatments, symptoms, and a whole lotta hope he bounces back stronger than ever. image

Yo, Check It! Biden's Got the Blues... and Prostate Cancer!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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Tesla changes its bylaws, making it harder for small shareholders to sue, and moves to Texas where the rules are different. Looks like Elon's building a bigger sandbox! image

Tesla's Got a New Texas-Sized Rule: You Gotta Be Rich to Sue!

Sat 17 May, 2025 00:07
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U.S. consumers are feeling the pinch as tariff worries spark inflation fears, but a trade truce might just save the day, or at least my Gucci loafers. image

Yo, Tariffs Got Me Trippin'! Inflation's the New Carlton Dance of Doom!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:22
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A new trade agreement between the U.K. and U.S. offers a glimmer of hope for automakers like BMW, but will it be enough to make them dance? image

U.K. and U.S. Auto Trade Deal: Is BMW About to Do the Carlton?

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:18
3 minutes to read

Proofpoint is buyin' Hornetsecurity for over a billion, boostin' its European game and makin' moves towards a public comeback, all while fightin' those AI hackers! image

Yo, Check It! Proofpoint's Droppin' a Billion on a New Cybersecurity Crib!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:01
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's caught in a real Bel-Air situation: tryin' to sell chips globally while Uncle Sam keeps changin' the rules faster than Jazz gets tossed outta the mansion! image

Aw, Snap! Uncle Sam's Throwin' Shade at Nvidia's AI Hustle?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:28
3 minutes to read

Will Smith, reporting live from Bel-Air, breaks down Kraft Heinz's massive factory upgrade amidst economic jitters and tariff troubles. Can mac & cheese save us all? image

Kraft Heinz Drops $3 Billion! Is This My Cue for a Fancy Feast?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:53
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The U.S. and China's trade truce brings temporary relief, but manufacturers are still sweating bullets over long-term risks and shifting supply chains. Word to your mutha! image

Tariff Tantrums! China and the U.S. Play Supply Chain Chicken (and My Wallet's Sweating!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:23
4 minutes to read

Will Smith, as the Fresh Prince, breaks down why dividend-growing stocks are the real MVPs for investors looking to chill in a chaotic market, with tech and financials leading the charge. image

Yo, Check It! Dividend Stocks: The Fresh Prince's Guide to Not Getting Booty-Shaken by the Market!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:59
3 minutes to read

Nissan's downsizing like Carlton at a dance-off, cutting 20,000 jobs worldwide to bounce back from financial woes. Talk about a bad hair day! image

Nissan's Gettin' Jiggy Wit' the Layoffs: 20,000 Jobs Gone!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:59
2 minutes to read