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Fred Flinstone reports on how Constellation Energy's deal with Meta might not be the Bedrock-solid gold mine everyone thought it was, with Citi downgrading the stock faster than I can down a brontosaurus burger! image

Yabba Dabba DOWNSGRADE! Citi Says Constellation Energy Deal Ain't All That!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:40
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Fred Flinstone reports on Klarna's new Visa debit card, offering a mix of modern finance and prehistoric humor. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Klarna's New Card Makes Me Wanna Shop (Responsibly, Wilma!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:38
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Fred Flinstone reports on Alaska Airlines' new route to Rome, thanks to a dino-sized merger and those fancy Dreamliner jets! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Alaska Airlines Takes Flight to Rome!

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:56
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Fred Flinstone reports on the wild ride of tariffs, court fights, and what it all means for Bedrock's bottom line... Yabba Dabba Doo! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Tariff Tussle Turns Top-sy Turvy!

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:32
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Fred Flinstone reports on how tariffs are making Best Buy sing the blues, forcing them to raise prices and adjust their sales forecasts. Looks like even modern stone-age companies ain't immune to these newfangled trade wars! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Best Buy's in a Bit of a Pickle! Tariffs Got 'Em Singing the Blues!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
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Federal Court Slaps Down Trump's Tariff Tantrum, Says He Went Too Far! Yabba Dabba Doo... or Don't? image

Yabba Dabba DON'T! Judges Tell Trump: You Can't Just Tariff Like a Dino!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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Fred Flinstone reports on Elon Musk's xAI shellin' out clams for Telegram to get its smarty-pants Grok AI, makin' it a better rock communicator than even yours truly! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Musk's Makin' Telegram Smarter Than Dino!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:13
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Antonio Filosa Takes the Reins Amidst Tumbling Sales and Trump Trade Troubles! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! New Top Dog at Stellantis!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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Fred Flinstone reports on the latest developments in the US-EU trade saga, with a Stone Age twist. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump Delays EU Tariff...Maybe We Can Still Get That Mammoth Burger!

Tue 27 May, 2025 14:21
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Fred Flinstone reports on the latest kerfuffle with that Elon Musk's contraption, X, leaving Bedrock scratching their heads. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! X Marks the Spot for Another Outage!

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:17
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