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Forrest Gump reports on Xiaomi's electric vehicle venture, comparing it to a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image

Xiaomi Runs Like the Wind, Leaving Apple and Tesla in the Dust!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:00
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European insurance companies face unexpected losses after the California wildfires, with costs soaring to $3.5 billion, far exceeding initial estimates and impacting major firms. image

California Wildfires Burn Hole in European Pockets: Insurance Giants Feeling the Heat!

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:18
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Forrest Gump shares tips on checking your property tax assessment, 'cause sometimes, you might be payin' more than a box of chocolates is worth! image

Life is Like a Property Tax Assessment: You Gotta Check It!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:00
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Forrest Gump tells you why checkin' your property tax bill might save you some of that Bubba Gump Shrimp money. image

Life is Like a Property Tax Bill: Check it, Forrest, Check It!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:00
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A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration's ban on Harvard enrolling international students, leading to a lawsuit and a whole lotta legal wrangling. Like peas and carrots, it's a complicated situation. image

Harvard Beats Trump Ban Like Jenny Beat Me in Ping-Pong!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:25
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Forrest Gump reports on NOAA's hurricane season forecast, blending folksy wisdom with the serious business of weather predictions and insurance woes. image

Run, Forrest, Run From the Hurricanes! NOAA Predicts Stormy Weather Ahead!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
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Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's wild ride, where auto parts soar, solar panels sink, and everyone's just trying to figure out what Jenny would do. image

Run Forrest, Run! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Just Like Bubba Gump Shrimp!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:56
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Forrest Gump reports on the Republican party's struggle to pass Trump's tax bill, facing opposition from hardliners and market anxieties, making the Memorial Day deadline look as slippery as a wet bar of soap. image

House Republicans in a Pickle: Trump's Tax Bill Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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Forrest Gump reports on how the European Central Bank is scratching its head over whether US assets are now like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get – thanks to all them tariffs. image

ECB Says 'Stupid is as Stupid Does' for US Assets After Trump Tariffs

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:26
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Forrest Gump reports on the wild world of Wall Street, where Target's seeing red, Tesla's eyeing robotaxis, and even the Knicks are getting in on the game! Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what stock you're gonna get. image

Run, Stocks, Run! Target Takes a Tumble, While Tesla Dreams of Robotaxis!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:25
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