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Circle, the stablecoin giant, goes public at $31 per share, exceeding expectations and sparking excitement in the crypto market. Just like runnin'! image

Circle's IPO Takes Off Like Jenny's Kite: Is Crypto's 'Killer App' Ready to Fly?

Wed 04 June, 2025 23:13
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According to Jim Cramer, TJX stock is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably a good deal! Even with tariffs going on, the company is doing great and offers a great opportunity to buy! image

Stupid is as Stupid Does... Find Bargains with TJX!

Mon 02 June, 2025 17:51
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Forrest Gump reports on how House Republicans' tax cuts might send the national debt soaring faster than Bubba could peel shrimp, potentially making everything from houses to cars cost more. image

Run, Congress, Run! House Tax Cuts Could Turn U.S. Debt Into a Real Forrest Gump Marathon!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:33
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Forrest Gump shares his unique, folksy perspective on expert predictions for CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Tesla stocks in 2025. Mama always said stocks were like a box of chocolates... image

Stupid is as Stocks Do: CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Tesla, According to Me!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:00
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American Eagle Outfitters faces a tough quarter with unexpected losses, prompting adjustments and a look towards calmer skies. It's like runnin' a marathon, gotta keep goin'! image

American Eagle's Feathers a Little Ruffled: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:11
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Forrest Gump reports on how Intel's new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, is trying to turn the company around faster than you can say 'Run, Forrest, run!' image

Intel's New Sheriff in Town: Lip-Bu Tan Tries to Make Intel Run Like the Wind!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:00
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E.l.f. and Rhode Get Hitched! Like Peas and Carrots... but for Your Face!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
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Forrest Gump reports on Abercrombie & Fitch's mixed signals: Soaring shares despite tariff troubles and a profit outlook cut. It's like running a marathon, some days you're ahead, some days you're behind. image

Abercrombie's Ups and Downs: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on how the United States and the United Arab Emirates are joining forces in the Artificial Intelligence race, aiming for global dominance and maybe a few shrimp boats along the way. image

Run, AI, Run! US and UAE Team Up to Build a Really Smart Future (Like Bubba Gump Smart!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:16
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Forrest Gump reports on the U.S. and UAE teaming up to dominate the artificial intelligence race, fueled by oil money and silicon chips, like peas and carrots. image

Run, AI, Run! USA and UAE's Big Brain Alliance

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:16
4 minutes to read