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Forrest Gump reports on the Federal Reserve's plan to tweak bank stress tests, making 'em a little less like a box of chocolates, you know? image

The Fed is Changin' Things Up! Are Banks Ready to Run?

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:06
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Chinese tea chain Chagee goes public and skyrockets, planning a U.S. expansion despite trade tensions, proving life is like a box of tea – you never know what you're gonna get! image

Chagee's Wild Ride! Tea Chain Soars to New Heights!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
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Forrest Gump reports on Nvidia's troubles with AI chip exports to China, government regulations, and a whole lotta finger-pointing in Washington, D.C. image

Nvidia's in Trouble Y'all! Is China Gonna Get All Our AI Chips?

Wed 16 April, 2025 22:39
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Forrest Gump reports on the escalating trade tensions between the US and the EU, where tariffs are flying like ping pong balls and Italy's Prime Minister is hoping to play peacemaker, all while Trump ponders new levies faster than I can say 'Run, Forrest, Run!' image

Trump's Trade War! Is Europe About to Get Boxed In Like Lieutenant Dan in a Shrimp Boat?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:37
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on United Airlines' profit forecast, economic uncertainties, and plans to cut domestic flights while international travel soars. image

United Airlines Predicts the Future Like a Box of Chocolates You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Forrest Gump shares his folksy take on why Wall Street analysts believe Norwegian Cruise Line might just weather the storm, even if folks are feeling a little less flush than usual. image

Shrimp Boats and Stock Tips! Could Norwegian Cruise Line Be Your Golden Ticket?

Tue 15 April, 2025 11:54
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Forrest Gump reports on President Trump's promise to assist automakers transitioning production to the U.S., causing a stock market rally among some car manufacturers but not others. image

Trump Says Help is Coming for Car Companies Like Peas and Carrots!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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Forrest Gump reports on the debate over whether ESG investors should reconsider their stance on oil and gas companies amidst the energy transition and global climate concerns. image

Oil and Gas in My ESG Portfolio! You Won't Believe What Goldman Sachs Said!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:16
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Uncle Sam is serious this time! Starting May 7th, you'll need a Real ID to fly, or else you might just end up like a shrimp boat lost at sea. Get yours now, or you might be walking! image

Real ID Deadline REALLY Real This Time! You Won't Believe What Happens If You Don't Have One!

Sat 12 April, 2025 12:00
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Forrest Gump reports on the IRS layoffs, wondering if it's like shrimp – you can barbeque it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it... but what happens when there's less of it? image

IRS Layoffs?! Mama Always Said Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:58
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