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Altice USA and MSG Networks are fighting over money, leaving innocent cable customers like me without Knicks games. But don't worry, I've got a plan (and it involves streaming). image

Screw You Guys I'm Going Streaming! Cable Companies FIGHT Over My Right to Watch the Knicks!

Wed 01 January, 2025 15:58
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FHFA Director Bill Pulte announces no changes to conforming loan limits, sparking debate about government involvement in the mortgage market. Respect my Authoritah! image

What the HELL is Going On With Mortgages?! You Won't BELIEVE This!

Tue 25 March, 2025 20:27
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Cartman breaks down the latest stock market news, from Tesla's woes to Petco's CEO buying spree, and the ongoing saga of Newsmax's wild ride. image

Screw You Guys I'm Getting Rich! Stock Market Shenanigans That Will Make You Say Respect My Authoritah!

Wed 02 April, 2025 15:15
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That stupid pill Rybelsus shows it can make you not die from heart stuff, so now even fat diabetic needle-haters have a chance. image

Screw You Diabetes Rybelsus Pill Saves You From Dying Horribly!

Sat 29 March, 2025 19:02
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President Trump unveils 'reciprocal' tariffs, but economists and trade partners are calling BS on his calculations. It's like he's making this stuff up! image

Trump's Tariffs Are Screwing Everyone Over Except Me! Respect My Authoritah!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:30
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