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Ford's stock price takes a nosedive reminiscent of Kenny's unfortunate encounters with gravity. image

Ford's Finances Tank Faster Than Kenny McCormick's Lifespan

Tue 10 February, 2026 17:00
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Novo Nordisk takes legal action against Hims & Hers over compounded versions of Wegovy. The battle for market share in the obesity drug market intensifies. image

Novo Nordisk Body Slams Hims & Hers for Wegovy Copycats

Mon 09 February, 2026 12:00
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Rising mortgage delinquencies could be a sign of broader economic troubles for homeowners and the housing market, putting pressure on credit scores. image

Homeowner Nightmare Mortgage Delinquencies Spike Like Cartman's Bad Behavior

Mon 02 February, 2026 17:27
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Kalshi announces enhanced measures to combat insider trading and market manipulation. image

Kalshi Vows Crackdown on Cheaters Amidst Super Bowl Betting Frenzy

Thu 05 February, 2026 16:51
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Rick Rieder, BlackRock's fixed income chief, is currently the favorite to become the next Federal Reserve chair. I am so sick of these clowns image

Rieder's Risky Ride to the Fed Chair Will You Respect My Authoritah

Tue 27 January, 2026 21:23
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Keir Starmer's facing a crisis tougher than trying to get Kyle to admit he's got gingervitis. image

Keir Starmer's World Implodes Like a Kenny McCormick Episode

Sun 08 February, 2026 19:00
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