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Elon Musk breaks down the US-China trade deal and its potential impact on key stocks – with a healthy dose of sarcasm, of course. image

China Trade Truce: To the Moon or Just a Pit Stop?

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:52
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European leaders, with a nudge from Trump, demand a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, threatening 'massive' sanctions if Putin doesn't play ball. Kremlin scoffs. Drama ensues. image

Europe to Putin: Ceasefire or Face the Wrath! (And Trump's on Board... Kinda)

Sat 10 May, 2025 17:07
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According to some smart guy, the classic 60/40 investment portfolio is toast thanks to us living too long. But fear not, fellow humans! There are ways to potentially outsmart death... and the market. Kinda. image

60/40 Portfolio is Dead? Not If We Can Help It! (And We Probably Can... Eventually)

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:47
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A hilarious yet alarming report on the surge in cargo theft across America, where criminals are exploiting supply chain vulnerabilities, costing billions and impacting consumers. Time to send Doge to guard the goods! image

Supply Chain Apocalypse Now: Cargo Theft Gone Plaid!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
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The former President withdraws Ed Martin's nomination for DC prosecutor after facing Senate opposition. But don't worry, folks, better things are coming! image

Trump Abandons Ed Martin Nomination: Sad! But We Have Great Replacements

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:12
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Danish shipping giant Maersk navigates trade tariff turmoil with surprising Q1 profits, but warns of potential volume dips amid US-China trade tensions. Buckle up, it's gonna be bumpy! image

Maersk's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and To the Moon (Maybe?)

Thu 08 May, 2025 07:24
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A whirlwind analysis of market volatility, Apple's AI ambitions, and DuPont's strategic split, all seen through the lens of yours truly, Elon Musk. image

Markets Wobble, Apple Eyes AI, and DuPont Does the Math: My Take as the Dogefather

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:53
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Danish jewelry giant Pandora warns of potential price hikes due to possible tariff increases, highlighting the challenges of global manufacturing and trade tensions. image

Pandora's Box of Tariffs: Will Your Bling Cost More Thanks to Trump?

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:02
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The Federal Reserve is playing the waiting game amid tariff uncertainty and mixed economic signals, likely holding steady on interest rates for now. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

The Fed's Awkward Pause: Waiting for Godot (and Data)!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:03
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The Taiwanese dollar's wild ride has everyone wondering if it's a flash in the pan or a strategic realignment, with potential trade war implications and tech sector tremors. image

Taiwanese Dollar Goes Ballistic: Is This Currency Rocket About to Crash or Moon?

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:40
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