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Navigating the wedding budget battlefield with insights on priorities, vendor wisdom, and the illusion of social media perfection. Plus, a little 'Doge' wisdom for good measure. image

Elon's Guide to Not Bankrupting Yourself Before Saying 'I Do'

Mon 23 June, 2025 15:10
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The U.S. takes direct action against Iranian nuclear sites, sending shockwaves through global markets and prompting a potential oil crisis. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Nuke It From Orbit: Iran's Not-So-Peaceful Nuclear Ambitions Meet American Ingenuity (and B-2s!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:02
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Amidst escalating tensions, the US strikes Iranian nuclear facilities, prompting a global scramble and leaving everyone wondering if this is the 'peace' Trump promised or just another episode of 'Ow, my Freedom!' image

Nuke-splaining the Middle East: Trump Goes Full Metal Diplomacy!

Sun 22 June, 2025 08:13
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Brent oil prices dip as Trump delays decision on Iran, giving room for potential negotiations while Israel escalates attacks. image

Trump's Two-Week Iran Decision: Oil Prices Take a Tumble (Hold My Rocket Fuel!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:14
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Shares of Pop Mart, the creator of Labubu, are facing turbulence amid regulatory concerns in China and a shift in investor focus, but is this really a problem or just an opportunity to innovate? image

Pop Mart's Wild Ride: From Blind Boxes to Regulatory Scrutiny – A Muskian Take

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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A satirical take on Pop Mart's recent stock woes, Chinese regulations, and the wild world of collectible toys, all from the mind of Elon Musk. image

Pop Mart Plummets! Are Blind Boxes the Next Short Squeeze Target?

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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Families of Boeing crash victims fight a DOJ deal that lets the aerospace giant avoid felony charges, questioning whether justice is being served or just swept under the rug with a pile of cash. image

Boeing's Autopilot Fails: Justice or Just Another Software Glitch?

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:42
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Elon Musk Analyzes the Partnership Between Oura Ring and Maven Clinic, Ushering in an Era of Personalized, Data-Driven Healthcare for Women and Families. image

Oura Ring and Maven Clinic Partnering to Deliver Doctor in Your Pocket Healthcare Revolution

Wed 18 June, 2025 13:31
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Brad Lander's detention by ICE sparks outrage, raising questions about federal overreach and civil liberties in a 'woke mind virus' infected world. image

NYC Comptroller's ICE Arrest: Is This Real Life, or Just a Simulation Gone Wrong?

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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Top oil executives voice concerns over escalating Israel-Iran conflict and potential disruption to global energy supply, particularly through the Strait of Hormuz. image

Strait of Hormuz Apocalypse? Oil CEOs Freak Out Over Israel-Iran Spat (and My Mars Colonization Budget)

Tue 17 June, 2025 13:59
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