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A new report highlights how climate change is increasingly factoring into mortgage risk assessments, potentially impacting credit scores and home affordability, especially in high-risk areas. This is a problem only I can fix! Also DOGE! image

Mortgage Rates to Mars? Climate Change Impacting Your Credit Score (and Maybe Your Dreams of a Coastal Mansion)

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:15
3 minutes to read

A humorous take on recent market events, including Moody's U.S. credit rating downgrade, trade truces, and tech stock surges, all from the perspective of yours truly, Elon Musk. image

WTF Moody's? Downgrading America Is Like Shorting Tesla - A Moronic Move!

Mon 19 May, 2025 01:19
2 minutes to read

Financial advisors are sounding the alarm: Long-term care costs are skyrocketing, and most Americans are woefully unprepared. Let's dive into why, how much it really costs, and some (slightly terrifying) potential solutions. image

We Need to Talk About Long-Term Care: It's More Than Just Rocket Science (But Almost as Expensive!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 10:15
4 minutes to read

A surprising look at the job market reveals that art history and philosophy grads are outperforming computer science majors, challenging conventional wisdom about career paths. image

Reality Check College Majors That Actually Get You Hired (Spoiler Alert, It's Not Always STEM)

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:25
3 minutes to read

Japan's GDP shrinks unexpectedly, raising eyebrows and sparking debate on trade policy impacts. Is it time to panic or just adjust the autopilot? image

Japan's Economy Hiccups: A Glitch in the Matrix or Just a Bad Quarter?

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:27
3 minutes to read

Bombas founder David Heath passes the CEO torch to Jason LaRose to scale up the company's wholesale presence and maybe even open physical stores. A bold move to avoid becoming another DTC darling fading into oblivion. image

Bombas CEO Steps Down: A Sock-tastic Shift to Conquer Retail, To Infinity and Beyond!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:23
2 minutes to read

Walmart is set to release its quarterly earnings, navigating tariffs, consumer behavior, and the quest for retail dominance. Will they stick the landing? image

Walmart's Q1 Earnings: To the Moon or Just Another Tuesday?

Thu 15 May, 2025 04:01
3 minutes to read

Warner Bros. Discovery renames its streaming service back to HBO Max, signaling a renewed focus on quality over quantity and echoing a broader industry trend towards sustainable streaming strategies. image

HBO Max Reborn: Warner Bros. Discovery Does a Full 180 Faster Than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:33
3 minutes to read

Coinbase's stock experiences a massive surge following its addition to the S&P 500, marking a significant milestone for the crypto exchange amidst a volatile period. image

Coinbase to the Moon! S&P 500 Inclusion Sends Shares Soaring! To Infinity and Beyond!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:07
2 minutes to read

A satirical take on Trump's ambitious yet uncertain plan to lower U.S. drug costs by linking them to international prices, questioning its feasibility and potential impact. image

Trump's Drug Price Plan: Is It Going to the Moon or Just a Dud Rocket?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:38
3 minutes to read