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Canada scraps its digital services tax to appease the U.S., paving the way for trade talks. Looks like someone remembered who buys all their maple syrup. image

Canada Caves! Digital Tax Vaporizes Faster Than a Falcon Heavy Launch

Mon 30 June, 2025 04:02
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A satirical take on China's control of rare earth elements and its impact on the auto industry, featuring Elon Musk's perspective and potential solutions. image

China's Rare Earth Monopoly: Are We Doomed or Just Need More Rockets?

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Discover how AI tools like Claude, Swiftbrief, Manychat, and Manus are empowering the side hustle economy, making extra cash easier than ever. It's time to work smarter, not harder, with a little help from our silicon friends. image

AI Side Hustle Revolution: Ditch the 9-to-5, Embrace the Bots!

Fri 27 June, 2025 13:15
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Apple tweaks its App Store policies in Europe to dodge a hefty EU fine, sparking debate and accusations of 'malicious compliance' from critics like Spotify and Epic Games. image

Apple's Euro Trip Turns Sour: DMA Shenanigans and a Side of Malicious Compliance!

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:31
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Shell denies interest in acquiring BP amid speculation, citing capital discipline and potential antitrust hurdles. Did they chicken out, or are they playing 4D chess? image

Shell Says 'No' to BP Takeover: Dodged a Bullet or Missed a Rocket Launch?

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:17
3 minutes to read

As Nvidia's stock hits an all-time high, fueled by AI dominance, I, Elon, weigh in on navigating export controls and future growth opportunities beyond this pale blue dot. image

Nvidia to the Moon! My Thoughts on Crushing Records and Leaving China in the Dust

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:22
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Coach, the luxury retailer, has successfully rebranded, partnered with celebrities, and revamped designs, attracting a younger demographic and experiencing significant revenue growth. image

Coach's Great Leap: From Mall Brand to Gen Z Muse – Is This Real Life or Just Fantasy?

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:00
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An Elon Musk perspective on the Krispy Kreme-McDonald's split: a satirical look at why even doughnuts can't escape economic reality, sprinkled with some personal branding. image

Doughnut Panic! Krispy Kreme and McDonald's Part Ways - My Take

Tue 24 June, 2025 15:56
3 minutes to read

Oil prices dip after Iran's missile strike on a U.S. airbase in Qatar results in no casualties, sparking hopes for de-escalation in the Middle East. image

Oil Price Rollercoaster: Iran's Missile Strike and Trump's 'Peace Through Strength' Strategy – A Wild Ride!

Tue 24 June, 2025 03:59
2 minutes to read

Following Iran's missile strike on a U.S. airbase in Qatar with no casualties, oil prices dipped, reflecting investor optimism about de-escalation in the Middle East. image

Oil Prices PLUMMET! Did Trump Just Achieve Peace Through Strength or Did Someone Forget to Pay Their Oil Bill?

Tue 24 June, 2025 03:59
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