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Elon Musk (kinda) breaks down Goldman Sachs' bullish outlook on the nuclear power sector, peppered with some existential dread and dad jokes. Spoiler alert: We're going atomic, baby! image

Nuke It From Orbit: Goldman Sachs Bets Big on Nuclear Renaissance!

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:34
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United Airlines and its flight attendants union reach a tentative agreement promising significant economic improvements and better working conditions – about time! image

United Airlines Flight Attendants Get a Gigafactory-Sized Raise!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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In a move that sent markets spiraling faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous mode, Trump proposes a hefty tariff on EU goods, while demanding Apple bring manufacturing stateside. image

Trump Slaps EU with 50% Tariff? Hold My Doge!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:11
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Microsoft employees raise concerns over potential email censorship related to terms like 'Palestine' and 'Gaza,' sparking debates on inclusivity and AI ethics. image

Microsoft's Email Blockade: Is It a Glitch or a Glitch in the Matrix?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:57
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Microsoft employees raise concerns over potential email censorship targeting terms like 'Palestine' and 'Gaza,' sparking debate over free speech and corporate responsibility. Are they aiming for Mars or just messing with the launch sequence? image

Microsoft's Email Filter Fiasco: Did They Just Go Full Anti-Woke...Or Anti-Something Else?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:57
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A peek inside ASML's groundbreaking High NA lithography machine, transforming chip manufacturing and costing a cool $400 million per unit. image

ASML's $400M Chip Machine: Bigger Than a Double-Decker Bus and Hotter Than the Sun!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:19
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A look at the volatile lumber market, its impact on housing affordability, and potential solutions that might involve flamethrowers. image

Lumber Prices Are Going Ludicrous! Tariffs, Trade Wars, and Tiny Homes?

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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A look at the mixed signals from consumer spending, with some sectors booming and others showing signs of caution amidst tariff concerns and economic uncertainty. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: To the Moon or Back to Earth?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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A humorous and satirical take on the latest consumer spending trends, featuring insights from various CEOs and a healthy dose of Elon Musk's unique perspective. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: Are We Approaching Ludicrous Speed or Just Another Mars Landing Abort?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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Despite tariff pressures and a challenging economic landscape, Home Depot sticks to its guns, promising stable prices and betting big on the home improvement boom. They're not raising prices folks! image

Home Depot Defies Gravity: No Price Hikes Here, Just Rocketing Sales!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:06
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