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The Senate's GENIUS Act aims to regulate stablecoins, potentially turning them into a major source of funding for the U.S. government, but not without risks. image

Bears. Beets. Stablecoins: GENIUS Act to Fund the U.S. Government?

Sat 21 June, 2025 12:41
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Dwight Schrute reports on the Senate's passage of the GENIUS Act, which could lead to stablecoins funding the U.S. government, creating a win-win-win for responsible crypto investors. image

Bears. Beets. Blockchain. The GENIUS Act: A Schrute Farms Guide to Crypto Regulation and U.S. Treasury Domination

Sat 21 June, 2025 12:41
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Greenland eyes strategic mining approach, balancing resource potential with environmental stewardship, while dodging the advances of power-hungry paper companies... I mean, countries. image

Greenland's Mining Gold Rush: A Schrute Farms Perspective on Earth's Riches

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:46
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Dwight K. Schrute investigates Google's use of YouTube videos to train AI, raising concerns about intellectual property and the future of content creation. Prepare for beets-fueled outrage! image

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. And Now AI? YouTube's Secret Training Scheme Exposed!

Thu 19 June, 2025 16:12
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Dwight Schrute reports on the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices' upcoming vote on thimerosal, a vaccine preservative, amidst controversy and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s panel revamp. image

Beets, Bears, and Vaccines: Thimerosal Debate Rages On! New Government Panel Faces Mercury Showdown!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:05
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UK government U-turns on supercomputer funding amid AI frenzy, but quantum computing sector faces brain drain. Is Britain becoming just a tech incubator for foreign giants? image

Beetroot Farms to Supercomputers: UK's AI and Quantum Quandary - Is Britain Losing Its Technological Edge?

Wed 18 June, 2025 05:30
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Dwight K. Schrute dissects the UK's tech funding follies, AI ambitions, and the curious case of disappearing quantum startups, proving once again that bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica are not the only things he knows. image

Beetroot Boost and Quantum Quandaries: Schrute's Take on UK Tech Turmoil

Wed 18 June, 2025 05:30
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Dwight Schrute reports on how Trump's firm stance against Iran has sent oil prices soaring, while experts downplay the potential for major disruption. Is the world ready for beet-powered vehicles? image

Bears. Beets. Barrels! Oil Prices Surge After Trump's Bold Ultimatum to Iran

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:19
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Dwight K. Schrute reports on Amazon's extended Prime Day, a retail event that demands the preparedness of a volunteer sheriff's deputy. image

Bears. Beets. Buys! Amazon Prime Day Now a Four-Day Famine... I Mean Feast!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:00
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Deutsche Bank upgrades Cisco, foreseeing growth thanks to AI and smart investments. Dwight Schrute explains why this is all part of his master plan...probably. image

Cisco Stock: Bears Beware! Dwight Schrute Declares Victory for Common Sense and Strategic Networking!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:12
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