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Billionaire Bill Ackman warns Trump's tariff policies could trigger an 'economic nuclear winter,' while the administration stands firm despite market turmoil. Looks like it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Trump's Tariff Tsunami! Is America About to Get Nuked Economically?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:18
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Amidst Trump's tariffs causing stock market volatility, some U.S. companies may benefit from reshoring initiatives, presenting potential investment opportunities. image

Tariffs Trigger Stock Market Mayhem! Will These Companies Survive the Carnage?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:07
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Chinese tea chain Chagee is set to launch a U.S. IPO, seeking to trade on the Nasdaq as they expand globally, but will they avoid the pitfalls of past Chinese companies? image

Chagee's Tea-riffic Takeover! Will This Chinese Chain Brew Success or Just Spill the Tea?!

Wed 26 March, 2025 13:17
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Auto giants are responding to U.S. tariffs with price hikes, production pauses, and potential layoffs, shaking the global automotive industry. Duke Nukem investigates! image

Trump's Auto Tariffs Unleash Carnage! Are Your Car Prices About to Explode?

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:53
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The UN projects AI to be a multi-trillion dollar market by 2033, but warns of potential job displacement and inequality if not managed properly. Time to kick some AI ass or kiss it goodbye! image

AI Apocalypse or Awesome Opportunity? Duke Nukem Sounds Off!

Fri 04 April, 2025 06:42
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Oracle's quarterly results miss the mark, but cloud infrastructure surges thanks to AI boom and massive investments, including a collaboration with Trump on the Stargate project. image

Oracle's Numbers Got Nuked! What Happened to the King?!

Mon 10 March, 2025 23:31
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China's military drills near Taiwan draw a firm response from the U.S., who reaffirms its support for the island nation. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

China Flexes Muscles Near Taiwan? Looks Like Someone Needs a Lesson in Freedom!

Wed 02 April, 2025 04:33
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