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Catholic Cardinals are locked in the Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pope, seeking to unite a divided Church. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and they're all out of bubblegum. image

Holy Smoke! Cardinals Locked in Sistine Chapel for Papal Showdown!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:33
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Duke Nukem reports on Wall Street's wild ride as investors ditch US equities for Europe, Japan, and even... crypto?! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Investors Bail on US Stocks!

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:17
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Old man Buffett's finally kicking back, dropping wisdom bombs on who to work with and how to dodge the corporate crap. Duke's here to translate for the rest of us. image

Warren Buffett's Retiring? Hail to the King, Baby! Duke Nukem's Guide to Getting Rich (Without Selling Out)

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:12
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Despite a slight sales dip in Asia, Hugo Boss is holding its own, proving some things are too stylish to fail. Duke Nukem weighs in with his signature wit. image

Hugo Boss Survives China's Shopping Apocalypse: Duke Nukem's Take!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:32
2 minutes to read

Waymo's doubling down on robotaxi production in Arizona, leaving Tesla in the dust. Time to kick some silicon! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Waymo's Robotaxis Get a Duke-Sized Upgrade!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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GM is betting big on Cadillac to reclaim its luxury throne, with electric vehicles and a whole lotta attitude. Time to kick some gas-guzzling ass! image

Cadillac's Comeback: Hail to the King, Baby!

Mon 05 May, 2025 10:00
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Duke Nukem weighs in on Warren Buffett's recent comments dismissing stock market jitters, reminding everyone to stay cool and adapt to the world... or else. image

Buffett Says Stock Market Volatility Ain't Nuthin' – Time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum!

Sat 03 May, 2025 16:21
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Uber teams up with Chinese startup Momenta to bring self-driving taxis to Europe by 2026. Time to kick some AI butt! image

Hail to the Cab, Baby! Uber's Robotaxis are Coming to Europe!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:33
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U.S. retailers and Chinese factories are in a high-stakes game of tariff chicken, trying to save Christmas from a potential supply chain meltdown. Duke Nukem investigates! image

Christmas Under Siege! Tariffs Threaten to Ruin the Party, But Duke's Got Your Back!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:34
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Microsoft's stock price jumps after strong earnings report fueled by Azure's AI growth. Duke Nukem approves. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Microsoft's AI Gambit Blows the Roof Off!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:04
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