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Ex-FTC Chair Lina Khan claims Facebook panicked and used a 'buy-or-bury' strategy with Instagram and WhatsApp, leading to an FTC trial that could force Meta to divest them. Sounds like someone's been Hail to the king, baby! image

Facebook Scared Stiff! Did Zuckerberg Just Buy His Way Out of Trouble?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:49
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Tennis legend Billie Jean King shares her timeless advice for success in career and life, emphasizing relationships, continuous learning, and problem-solving. image

Billie Jean King's Secret to Kicking Ass and Taking Names Revealed! Hail to the King, Baby!

Sun 13 April, 2025 13:30
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Duke Nukem reports on the insane week in tech stocks, filled with more ups and downs than a ride in my tricked-out convertible. Tariffs, rallies, and enough volatility to make even me say,

Tech Stocks EXPLODE! Is This the Beginning of World War III... of Investing?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
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Federal Reserve's Neel Kashkari suggests Trump's trade war is causing investors to lose faith in the U.S. economy, leading to a drop in the dollar and a rise in Treasury yields. Time to kick some economic ass and chew bubblegum! image

Has America Lost Its Mojo? Investors Are Ditching US Assets Like Yesterday's Hail to the King Baby!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:01
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Swiss drug giant Novartis is investing big in the U.S. with new manufacturing plants and R&D facilities, creating jobs and dodging potential import tariffs like a boss. image

Hail to the King Baby! Novartis Drops $23 Billion on US Expansion to Dodge Trump's Tariff Train Wreck!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:18
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Global bond yields rebound after a week of market volatility driven by Trump's tariff policies, leaving investors both relieved and uncertain about the future. image

Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Bond Yields on a Wild Ride! Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:41
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After tariff announcements by both Beijing and Washington, a temporary tariff pause announced by President Trump led to a significant surge in U.S. crude oil futures, despite ongoing concerns about a potential trade war and increased oil supply. image

Crude Awakening! Trump's Tariff Truce Sends Oil Prices Soaring!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:07
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Delta Air Lines halts expansion due to weak bookings amid trade policy concerns, signaling broader economic uncertainty. Sounds like someone needs to kick some ass! image

Delta Airlines Grounded by Trump's Policies? What the Hell is Going On!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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Duke Nukem weighs in on the Federal Reserve's decision not to cut interest rates and what it means for your hard-earned cash. Spoiler alert it ain't pretty. image

Interest Rate Apocalypse Now Stock Market Doom Predicted!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
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Shopify's Tobi Lutke is pushing employees to embrace AI, potentially leading to fewer hires and a leaner workforce. Sounds like someone's about to get Nuked! image

Shopify CEO Says Hail to the King, Baby! AI to Replace Your Job?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:16
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