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Microsoft dodges a major EU antitrust bullet by sweetening the deal on its Teams and Office bundle. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Microsoft's EU Escape: They Owe Me a Beer!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:04
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A federal court is challenging Trump's tariffs, questioning if he's gone too far in flexing his economic muscles. Time to Hail to the King, Baby, and see if Trump's reign gets a legal check! image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Is He Kicking Ass or Just Out of Bounds?

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:20
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Duke Nukem reports from the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, where Trump charmed, deals were sealed, and even the elite had to rough it. image

Trump's Riyadh Rally: Deals, Bromances, and Billionaires on the Floor – Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
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Duke Nukem gives his take on the stock market, where Apple and Meta are still the kings, but Stanley Black & Decker is just a cheap imitation. image

Apple and Meta: Hail to the Kings, Baby! (But Watch Out for That Stanley Tool)

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:11
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Duke Nukem reports on the new FTC rule cracking down on hidden hotel fees, because nobody messes with my vacation time... or my money! image

Hail to the King, Baby! No More Junk Fees!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:17
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Economists think Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell may be too slow on the draw when it comes to interest rates. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Is the Fed About to Get Nuked?

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
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Zelenskiy rallies the troops (sans Uncle Sam?) as Europe steps up to the plate, seeking security guarantees against those Russian bastards. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Ukraine's Got a New Coalition!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:45
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India's potentially dropping tariffs on U.S. imports? Sounds like they finally realized who they're dealing with. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and maybe cut some deals. image

Hail to the Tariff King, Baby! India Mulls Zero Tariffs on US Goods

Fri 09 May, 2025 00:10
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The GENIUS Act, a crypto regulation package, hits a snag as key Democrats withdraw support, threatening its advancement in the Senate. Looks like someone's about to get Nuked! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Senate's Crypto Bill Faces Atomic Obstacle!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:47
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Looks like Britain's about to seal the deal with Uncle Sam, making 'em the first to play nice after Trump's tariff tantrum. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! UK and US About to Get it On (Trade-Wise, That Is)

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
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