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Lowe's sticks to its guns with year-end predictions despite a slight sales slip-up. Duke's here to kick ass and analyze numbers, and I'm all outta... bubblegum? Nah, got plenty. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Home Improvement Hype!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Lowe's sticks to its guns with full-year forecast despite a slight sales dip, but Duke's here to tell you what REALLY matters. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Their Latest Numbers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Duke Nukem reports on the latest stock market frenzy, where some companies are kicking ass and taking names, while others are just blowing chunks. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Market Movers That'll Make You Say 'Come Get Some!'

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:35
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World's largest battery maker, CATL, makes a splash in Hong Kong with a killer IPO, proving even global investors want a piece of the action. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! CATL Stock Soars Higher Than My Jetpack!

Tue 20 May, 2025 06:49
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Duke Nukem reports on the escalating trade tensions between China and the US, with Huawei caught in the crossfire. image

Hail to the King, Baby! China and US Trade War Gets Ugly!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:36
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Duke Nukem reports on the best European countries for Americans looking to ditch the grind and live large across the pond. Time to kick some ass... and maybe sip some wine. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Europe's Calling All You American Expats!

Sun 18 May, 2025 12:30
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The Supreme Court tells the Trump Administration to cool it with the hasty deportations of Venezuelan nationals, giving them a fighting chance. Looks like someone forgot to say their prayers! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump's Deportation Scheme

Fri 16 May, 2025 22:16
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Charter Communications and Cox Communications are merging into a broadband behemoth, and Duke Nukem is here to give you the lowdown. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Charter and Cox Cable Get Hitched in Mega-Deal!

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:54
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A gang of crypto thieves got caught spending $265 million on fast cars, nightclubs, and exotic rentals. Time to clean up this mess! image

Crypto Crooks BUSTED! These Guys Were Living MY Dream!

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:07
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Dick's Sporting Goods is buying Foot Locker for $2.4 billion in a move that's gonna shake up the sneaker world. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Dick's Sporting Goods Swallows Foot Locker Whole!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:23
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