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Duke Nukem weighs in on Warren Buffett's recent comments dismissing stock market jitters, reminding everyone to stay cool and adapt to the world... or else. image

Buffett Says Stock Market Volatility Ain't Nuthin' – Time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum!

Sat 03 May, 2025 16:21
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Uber teams up with Chinese startup Momenta to bring self-driving taxis to Europe by 2026. Time to kick some AI butt! image

Hail to the Cab, Baby! Uber's Robotaxis are Coming to Europe!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:33
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U.S. retailers and Chinese factories are in a high-stakes game of tariff chicken, trying to save Christmas from a potential supply chain meltdown. Duke Nukem investigates! image

Christmas Under Siege! Tariffs Threaten to Ruin the Party, But Duke's Got Your Back!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:34
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Microsoft's stock price jumps after strong earnings report fueled by Azure's AI growth. Duke Nukem approves. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Microsoft's AI Gambit Blows the Roof Off!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:04
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Spotify's rocking the stock market, proving it's more than just tunes – it's a financial fortress with a killer beat. Let's see why this ain't no time to be lame! image

Spotify: Hail to the King, Baby! This Stock's Got More Boom Than My Shotgun!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:51
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Move over, aliens! This fine art graduate is kicking ass and taking names, turning discarded plastic into high-end homewares that are Vogue-approved. Time to show this planet who's boss, one recycled soap dish at a time. image

Shake It, Baby! Hot Babe Turns Trash to Treasure and Makes Plastic Cool Again!

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:14
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Cruise lines hit a bit of a snag as bookings face 'choppiness,' but they're still betting on folks needing a damn vacation. Hail to the king, baby! image

Rough Seas for Cruises? Nah, Just a Little Turbulence!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:04
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Snap shares take a nosedive as the company withholds guidance, blaming macroeconomic headwinds. Time to reload! image

Snap's Pants Down! Uncertainty Bites Back!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:59
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Eric Trump slams traditional banks as slow and inefficient, predicting their demise unless they embrace crypto. Sounds like it is time for them to Hail to the King, Baby! image

Eric Trump Nukes the Banking System: 'Time to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Some Banks!'

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:15
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Amazon backpedals on tariff surcharge display after White House blast, while sellers feel the pinch. Looks like someone doesn't want to get on the wrong side of The Donald! image

Amazon Caves to Trump, Says 'No Way' to Tariff Surcharges: Hail to the King, Baby!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:57
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