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Trump's ultimatum to Iran sends crude oil futures through the roof, while the market remains cautiously optimistic. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Tough Talk Sends Oil Prices Soaring!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:11
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Turns out all it takes to win over Trump is a bit of charm, a royal letter, and not ticking him off with trade surpluses. Who knew? image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Got a Crush on the UK!

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:48
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Another launch delay for Amazon's Kuiper satellites due to a 'purge temperature' issue. Looks like ULA needs some hair gel and sunglasses. image

ULA's Rocket Has a Temper Tantrum: Kuiper Satellites Grounded, Looks Like We're Grounded!

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:02
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Rachel Reeves might have to eat her words and unleash more tax hikes on British businesses. Looks like someone's gonna have to pay the piper, and it ain't gonna be me! image

Hail to the Chief... and the Taxman: UK's Finances Headed for the Crapper!

Mon 16 June, 2025 05:51
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Israel and Iran engage in tit-for-tat strikes, escalating tensions and prompting global concern, while Duke Nukem watches on, ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all outta gum. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Israel and Iran Throw Down in Epic Showdown!

Sat 14 June, 2025 22:25
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Trump-era AI deals ignite a new global power struggle, with nations racing to control their own AI destinies. It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Sovereign AI Deals Reshape the World!

Fri 13 June, 2025 19:07
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Duke Nukem reports on the Middle East mayhem, where oil prices are going ballistic after Israel's 'targeted military operation' in Iran. Lock and load, folks, things are about to get messy! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Oil Prices Explode After Israel Smacks Iran!

Fri 13 June, 2025 06:24
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Duke Nukem reports on Meta's legal smackdown against CrushAI, an app creating non-consensual AI nudes, and their promise to clean up their act. Groovy! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Meta Sues AI Nudify App Peddlers!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:00
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Popular weight loss drugs Ozempic and Wegovy linked to potential eye issues, but Duke Nukem is here to keep an eye on things. image

Damn, Even Weight Loss Drugs Are Trying To Screw With My Vision!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:00
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PwC report says AI is making degrees about as useful as a screen door on a battleship. Time to level up your skills, not your debt. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Degrees are for Chumps Now!

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:15
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