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Zelenskiy rallies the troops (sans Uncle Sam?) as Europe steps up to the plate, seeking security guarantees against those Russian bastards. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Ukraine's Got a New Coalition!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:45
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India's potentially dropping tariffs on U.S. imports? Sounds like they finally realized who they're dealing with. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and maybe cut some deals. image

Hail to the Tariff King, Baby! India Mulls Zero Tariffs on US Goods

Fri 09 May, 2025 00:10
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The GENIUS Act, a crypto regulation package, hits a snag as key Democrats withdraw support, threatening its advancement in the Senate. Looks like someone's about to get Nuked! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Senate's Crypto Bill Faces Atomic Obstacle!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:47
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Looks like Britain's about to seal the deal with Uncle Sam, making 'em the first to play nice after Trump's tariff tantrum. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! UK and US About to Get it On (Trade-Wise, That Is)

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
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Catholic Cardinals are locked in the Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pope, seeking to unite a divided Church. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and they're all out of bubblegum. image

Holy Smoke! Cardinals Locked in Sistine Chapel for Papal Showdown!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:33
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Duke Nukem reports on Wall Street's wild ride as investors ditch US equities for Europe, Japan, and even... crypto?! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Investors Bail on US Stocks!

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:17
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Old man Buffett's finally kicking back, dropping wisdom bombs on who to work with and how to dodge the corporate crap. Duke's here to translate for the rest of us. image

Warren Buffett's Retiring? Hail to the King, Baby! Duke Nukem's Guide to Getting Rich (Without Selling Out)

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:12
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Despite a slight sales dip in Asia, Hugo Boss is holding its own, proving some things are too stylish to fail. Duke Nukem weighs in with his signature wit. image

Hugo Boss Survives China's Shopping Apocalypse: Duke Nukem's Take!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:32
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Waymo's doubling down on robotaxi production in Arizona, leaving Tesla in the dust. Time to kick some silicon! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Waymo's Robotaxis Get a Duke-Sized Upgrade!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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GM is betting big on Cadillac to reclaim its luxury throne, with electric vehicles and a whole lotta attitude. Time to kick some gas-guzzling ass! image

Cadillac's Comeback: Hail to the King, Baby!

Mon 05 May, 2025 10:00
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