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Swiss drug giant Novartis is investing big in the U.S. with new manufacturing plants and R&D facilities, creating jobs and dodging potential import tariffs like a boss. image

Hail to the King Baby! Novartis Drops $23 Billion on US Expansion to Dodge Trump's Tariff Train Wreck!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:18
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Global bond yields rebound after a week of market volatility driven by Trump's tariff policies, leaving investors both relieved and uncertain about the future. image

Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Bond Yields on a Wild Ride! Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:41
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After tariff announcements by both Beijing and Washington, a temporary tariff pause announced by President Trump led to a significant surge in U.S. crude oil futures, despite ongoing concerns about a potential trade war and increased oil supply. image

Crude Awakening! Trump's Tariff Truce Sends Oil Prices Soaring!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:07
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Delta Air Lines halts expansion due to weak bookings amid trade policy concerns, signaling broader economic uncertainty. Sounds like someone needs to kick some ass! image

Delta Airlines Grounded by Trump's Policies? What the Hell is Going On!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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Duke Nukem weighs in on the Federal Reserve's decision not to cut interest rates and what it means for your hard-earned cash. Spoiler alert it ain't pretty. image

Interest Rate Apocalypse Now Stock Market Doom Predicted!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
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Shopify's Tobi Lutke is pushing employees to embrace AI, potentially leading to fewer hires and a leaner workforce. Sounds like someone's about to get Nuked! image

Shopify CEO Says Hail to the King, Baby! AI to Replace Your Job?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:16
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Billionaire Bill Ackman warns Trump's tariff policies could trigger an 'economic nuclear winter,' while the administration stands firm despite market turmoil. Looks like it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Trump's Tariff Tsunami! Is America About to Get Nuked Economically?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:18
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Amidst Trump's tariffs causing stock market volatility, some U.S. companies may benefit from reshoring initiatives, presenting potential investment opportunities. image

Tariffs Trigger Stock Market Mayhem! Will These Companies Survive the Carnage?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:07
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Chinese tea chain Chagee is set to launch a U.S. IPO, seeking to trade on the Nasdaq as they expand globally, but will they avoid the pitfalls of past Chinese companies? image

Chagee's Tea-riffic Takeover! Will This Chinese Chain Brew Success or Just Spill the Tea?!

Wed 26 March, 2025 13:17
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Auto giants are responding to U.S. tariffs with price hikes, production pauses, and potential layoffs, shaking the global automotive industry. Duke Nukem investigates! image

Trump's Auto Tariffs Unleash Carnage! Are Your Car Prices About to Explode?

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:53
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