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Duke Nukem reports on Trump's denial of market influence on tariff delays, because nobody tells the Duke what to do! image

Trump to Bond Market: Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
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Reports suggest a potential trade war could lead to product shortages, with apparel and footwear being the first to go. Looks like someone's gonna have to kick some economic ass! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trade War Could Leave Store Shelves Barer Than My One-Liners!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:25
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American Airlines pulls 2025 financial forecast amidst economic uncertainty and a slump in leisure travel. Looks like somebody's gonna have to pay... and it ain't gonna be me! image

American Airlines in Free Fall! Is This the End of In-Flight Peanuts?

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
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General Motors pivots back to producing transmission parts for gasoline vehicles at its Toledo plant, citing market demand while Trump-era tariffs loom large. image

GM Ditches EV Dreams for Good Old Gas Guzzlers! Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:57
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Trade war with China forces Boeing to reroute undelivered aircraft, but Duke Nukem has some explosive ideas on how to solve the problem. image

Boeing's China Problem My Solution Involves a Rocket Launcher!

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:20
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Duke Nukem reports on how Chinese export restrictions on rare earth magnets are impacting Tesla's Optimus robot production, and what it means for the future of world domination... I mean, uh, robotics. image

Elon's Bots BUSTED! China's Magnet Mayhem Threatens Tesla's Robot Revolution!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:04
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Tesla faces revenue dips and tariff threats, but Musk remains optimistic, telling everyone to 'come get some!' of that sweet Tesla stock. image

Tesla's in Trouble? Elon Says 'Groovy!'... Or Does He?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 16:00
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Google fights antitrust charges, arguing that breaking up the company would hinder U.S. innovation and benefit China in the AI race. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and they're all outta gum! image

Google in Court Showdown! Is China REALLY the Enemy?

Mon 21 April, 2025 19:33
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China holds steady on loan prime rates amidst strong economic data, balancing growth with currency stability amid US trade tensions. Looks like someone is gonna get a kick in the asteroids! image

China's Economy Stays Hard As Steel! But Can It Handle Trump's Tariffs?

Mon 21 April, 2025 06:20
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Hertz CEO Gil West is stoked about Bill Ackman's major investment, signaling a potential comeback for the rental car giant. Time to kick ass and drive cars! image

Hertz Just Got a Whole Lot Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
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