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Spotify's rocking the stock market, proving it's more than just tunes – it's a financial fortress with a killer beat. Let's see why this ain't no time to be lame! image

Spotify: Hail to the King, Baby! This Stock's Got More Boom Than My Shotgun!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:51
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Move over, aliens! This fine art graduate is kicking ass and taking names, turning discarded plastic into high-end homewares that are Vogue-approved. Time to show this planet who's boss, one recycled soap dish at a time. image

Shake It, Baby! Hot Babe Turns Trash to Treasure and Makes Plastic Cool Again!

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:14
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Cruise lines hit a bit of a snag as bookings face 'choppiness,' but they're still betting on folks needing a damn vacation. Hail to the king, baby! image

Rough Seas for Cruises? Nah, Just a Little Turbulence!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:04
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Snap shares take a nosedive as the company withholds guidance, blaming macroeconomic headwinds. Time to reload! image

Snap's Pants Down! Uncertainty Bites Back!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:59
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Eric Trump slams traditional banks as slow and inefficient, predicting their demise unless they embrace crypto. Sounds like it is time for them to Hail to the King, Baby! image

Eric Trump Nukes the Banking System: 'Time to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Some Banks!'

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:15
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Amazon backpedals on tariff surcharge display after White House blast, while sellers feel the pinch. Looks like someone doesn't want to get on the wrong side of The Donald! image

Amazon Caves to Trump, Says 'No Way' to Tariff Surcharges: Hail to the King, Baby!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:57
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Oracle engineers accidentally deleted crucial data, leaving Community Health Systems hospitals scrambling for five days. Time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image

Oracle Screws the Pooch: Hospitals Go Medieval Thanks to Software SNAFU!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:10
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General Motors faces tariff headwinds and investor jitters, but analysts predict a strong first quarter. Will their 2025 guidance hold up under pressure? image

GM's Gamble: Tariffs, Trump, and Torque! Can They Handle the Heat?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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Bill Owens bails on 60 Minutes over corporate meddling, and Duke Nukem has some choice words for the suits and the swamp! image

Hail to the King, Baby! 60 Minutes Loses a Top Gun!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:21
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Senators Warren and Schiff cry foul over Trump's $TRUMP coin dinner, suspecting 'pay to play' corruption. But Duke Nukem knows, sometimes you gotta break a few rules to save the world... or at least your wallet! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Meme Coin Dinner Stinks Worse Than an Alien's Bowels!

Fri 25 April, 2025 22:34
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