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Cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike feels the heat as revenue guidance disappoints, stock slumps, and feds come knocking. Time to reload! image

CrowdStrike's Stock Takes a Dive! Looks Like Someone Didn't Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:15
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Despite a pesky court challenge, Trump's economic advisors are standing tall, promising his tariffs are here to stay. Looks like someone's gonna get Nuked! image

Hail to the Chief, Baby! Trump's Tariffs Ain't Going Nowhere!

Sun 01 June, 2025 18:32
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Wall Street's getting complacent, but Eisman's here to drop a nuke on their parade – tariffs are the real deal and a trade war could be brewing. Duke's got your back, America! image

Eisman's Got Balls! Trade War Ain't Off the Table, Baby!

Mon 02 June, 2025 23:45
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Trump and Xi's trade tango hits a snag, leaving everyone wondering if they'll ever... come get some! image

Hail to the Chief... Negotiator? Trump vs. Xi: This Deal Ain't Gonna Sign Itself!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:25
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Federal Court smacks down Trump's tariff power grab, but don't count him out yet – this ain't over 'til the King says it is! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Tariff Tantrum Gets Owned by Federal Court!

Thu 29 May, 2025 01:56
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Duke Nukem reports on the wild ride of today's stock market, from Abercrombie's surprise gains to GameStop's bizarre Bitcoin gamble. Looks like somebody's been playing with more than just toys. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Abercrombie's Got the Goods, GameStop's Gone Crypto Nuts!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:09
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Trump threatens to pull federal funding from California over transgender athletes in women's sports. Time to kick some gum and chew ass! image

Trump to California: Hail to the King, Baby, or No Federal Funding!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:32
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Trump Slams Apple, Nvidia Gears Up: Duke Nukem's Take on This Week's Market Mayhem

Mon 26 May, 2025 15:22
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Presidential frontrunner Lee Jae-myung wants to renegotiate the US trade deal, saying 'It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta gum!' image

Hail to the Chief? South Korea's Lee Says 'Come Get Some' on US Trade Deal!

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:19
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Trump signs executive orders to boost nuclear power, and the stock market's saying, 'Come get some!' image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Nukes Red Tape, Nuclear Stocks Explode!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:44
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