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Hertz CEO Gil West is stoked about Bill Ackman's major investment, signaling a potential comeback for the rental car giant. Time to kick ass and drive cars! image

Hertz Just Got a Whole Lot Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
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The Trump administration is cracking down on Harvard University over alleged antisemitism, threatening to revoke its ability to enroll international students and freezing billions in funding. Looks like someone's about to learn why you don't mess with the Duke! image

Harvard Under Attack! Trump Says Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu 17 April, 2025 17:49
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Banco Santander surpasses UBS as Europe's largest bank amid tariff turmoil and shifting economic tides, but can they keep the crown? image

Banco Santander Dethrones UBS! Is This a Win for Europe or Just a Temporary Truce?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:52
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U.S. Customs and Border Protection data seems to clash with Trump's claims about tariff revenue, revealing a potential $1.7 billion-per-day discrepancy. System glitches and fluctuating rates add to the confusion. Hail to the king, baby? image

Tariffs Schmariffs! Trump's Cash Machine or Just Another Glitch in the Matrix?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:03
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ASML, the Dutch chip equipment maker, faces order slowdown amid U.S. trade tariff uncertainty, causing investor jitters and potential revenue impacts. image

ASML's Chip Sales TANKING Thanks to TRUMP's Trade War?! Come Get Some!

Wed 16 April, 2025 08:06
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Elliott Investment Management takes a $1.5 billion stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, sending HPE shares soaring, and maybe they need a hero like me to sort things out. image

HPE Stock Soars Thanks to Elliott! What Would Duke Do?

Tue 15 April, 2025 15:32
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The Trump administration halts $2.2 billion in grants to Harvard University over concerns about antisemitism and DEI programs, sparking a showdown over academic freedom and federal funding. image

Harvard Gets Nuked! Trump Freezes Billions Over Woke Nonsense!

Tue 15 April, 2025 01:05
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Ex-FTC Chair Lina Khan claims Facebook panicked and used a 'buy-or-bury' strategy with Instagram and WhatsApp, leading to an FTC trial that could force Meta to divest them. Sounds like someone's been Hail to the king, baby! image

Facebook Scared Stiff! Did Zuckerberg Just Buy His Way Out of Trouble?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:49
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Tennis legend Billie Jean King shares her timeless advice for success in career and life, emphasizing relationships, continuous learning, and problem-solving. image

Billie Jean King's Secret to Kicking Ass and Taking Names Revealed! Hail to the King, Baby!

Sun 13 April, 2025 13:30
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Duke Nukem reports on the insane week in tech stocks, filled with more ups and downs than a ride in my tricked-out convertible. Tariffs, rallies, and enough volatility to make even me say,

Tech Stocks EXPLODE! Is This the Beginning of World War III... of Investing?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
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