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Nikesh Arora, CEO of Palo Alto Networks, hops onto Uber's board amidst executive shakeups and robotaxi showdowns. Sounds like a bumpy ride! image

Uber's Got a New Donkey in the Stable: Palo Alto CEO Joins the Ride!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:07
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New cancer treatments are makin' waves, with AstraZeneca, Pfizer, Gilead, and even Amazon gettin' in on the action! It's like a fairy tale, but with less ogres and more... well, still some ogres probably. image

Cancer Drugs: AstraZeneca Wins Big (Again!) - Is This Thing On?

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:34
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Donkey reports on Peloton's new 'Repowered' marketplace, where you can sell your unused exercise bike and maybe, just maybe, afford a swamp like Shrek's. image

Peloton's Got a New Ride! Donkey's Guide to Selling That Dusty Bike (Before It Becomes a Dragon's Snack!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:11
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Some fancy-pants strategists are sayin' the stock market's gonna climb higher than Dragon's tower. But is it all just hot air, or is there some real treasure at the end of this rainbow? image

S&P 500 Headin' to the Swamp? Experts Predict a Big, Beautiful Mess of Green!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:27
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Donkey reports on Synopsys pulling its financial guidance due to U.S. restrictions on sales to China, causing stock to drop and leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Synopsys' China Sales Take a Dive! Is This the Part Where We Run Away?

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:26
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Donkey reports on how a German tank parts company is poaching talent from the struggling auto industry amidst rising defense spending. It's like finding a diamond in a pile of...well, you know. image

Ogre-Sized Opportunity: Tank Maker Renk Steals Auto Workers to Fuel Defense Boom!

Thu 29 May, 2025 06:10
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Donkey here, reporting on how higher bond yields are trying to crash the stock market party, and what it means for your swamp-savings! image

Stick Your Neck Out! Stock Market's Fairytale Fizzle and Bondzilla's Roar!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
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Despite rising mortgage rates, some folks are still lining up to buy houses, proving that even ogres and talking donkeys need a place to call home! image

Mortgage Rates Soar Like Dragon's Breath, But Homebuyers Still Say, "I'm Making Waffles!"

Wed 28 May, 2025 11:18
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Donkey here, reporting on Nvidia's AI chip sales being tangled in a web of trade restrictions with China, leaving 'em singing the blues! image

Nvidia's Got the Blues! Is China Chip Drama Gonna Burst Their Revenue Bubble?

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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Despite some hiccups with tariffs and prices, China's industries are making more moolah, especially those fancy high-tech ones. Donkey breaks it down! image

China's Economy is on Fire... Maybe Not Literally, But Still!

Tue 27 May, 2025 03:53
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