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Analysts predict stablecoin legislation could skyrocket demand for US Treasuries and solidify the US dollar's dominance, potentially reaching $2 trillion by 2028! image

Stablecoins to the Moon! Will They Make the US Dollar King of the World?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:01
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Donkey reports on how investors can potentially benefit from the recent market downturn by converting traditional IRAs to Roth IRAs, but warns it's not a one-size-fits-all solution and careful consideration is needed. It's like trying to put shoes on a dragon, gotta know what you're doin'! image

Is The Stock Market Crash Making You Wanna Croak?! Here's How To Turn Lemons Into Lemonade, Like Shrek Turns Onions Into...

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:15
4 minutes to read

Donkey reports on TSMC squashing rumors of a joint venture with Intel, while Trump's tariffs loom large like a fire-breathing dragon! image

Intel and TSMC a Joint Venture? I Heard Shrek Has a Summer Home on the Moon First!

Thu 17 April, 2025 10:40
3 minutes to read

Experts say keeping some stocks in your retirement portfolio is crucial to avoid outliving your savings, despite the temptation to move everything to cash and bonds for safety. image

Retirees Ditching Stocks?! Are You Donkey Serious!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:42
3 minutes to read

Google faces a whopping £5 billion lawsuit in the UK for allegedly abusing its dominance in the online search market and driving up prices for advertisers. Shrek is furious! image

Google in Deep Doo-Doo! Are They Really Overcharging UK Advertisers?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:14
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports live from the swamp on the latest stock market frenzy, featuring cloud hustles, plane troubles, bank bonanzas, and space escapades! image

Are These Stocks HOT or NOT! Donkey's Breaking News from the Swamp!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:09
2 minutes to read

LinkedIn's 2025 list of top Singaporean companies highlights growth in tech, banking, and healthcare, with DBS Bank leading the charge for the third year running! image

Singapore's Hottest Companies Revealed! Will They Offer Me a Waffle?

Tue 15 April, 2025 06:11
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Donkey reports on the surprising twists and turns in the currency market, where the US dollar is doin' a nosedive and the euro is struttin' its stuff, leavin' investors bamboozled and confused! image

Dollar Dazed and Euro Crazy! What in the Swamp is Going On?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:12
2 minutes to read

Donkey reports on potential tariff hikes on electronics, leaving consumers and tech companies in a state of confusion and uncertainty thanks to some human named Trump! image

Are Your Gadgets About to Get Ogre-Sized Prices?! Donkey Sounds Off!

Sun 13 April, 2025 15:50
3 minutes to read

A former spokesman for special counsels investigating Donald Trump gets the boot, leaving Donkey to wonder if justice is finally getting a fair shake...or if someone just really needed a vacation! image

They Fired Him! Did Trump's Swamp Just Get a Little Bit Less Slimy?

Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
2 minutes to read