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Donald Duck reports on the lawsuit between OpenAI and Elon Musk, filled with feathers, fury, and fowl play! image

Elon Musk vs OpenAI! What a Quack-Up!

Thu 10 April, 2025 02:01
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The bond market is experiencing unusual turmoil as yields spike and prices tumble, defying typical recession-era trends and raising concerns about the global economy. What's going on here?! image

Bond Market Meltdown! Is This the End of Easy Money?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:58
2 minutes to read

The U.S. Justice Department dismantles its crypto enforcement team, shifting focus to crimes like terrorism, while Trump's crypto-friendly policies raise eyebrows! image

Quack-Up! The Crypto Cops Are OUT! What's Trump Up To?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:26
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Global bond yields are plummeting amid tariff anxieties, leaving investors scrambling for safety. Is this the start of a global quack-down...er, slowdown? image

What in the World is Going On With These Bond Yields?! Even I'm Confused!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:39
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White House Economic Advisor Denies Trump's Intentional Market Crash Amidst Social Media Frenzy and Tariff Fallout. image

Trump Crashing the Stock Market on Purpose?! What in the World is Going On Here!

Sun 06 April, 2025 15:46
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Donald Duck reports on the SBA's new $5 million credit lines for small businesses, designed to be simpler and more attractive than previous offerings. Quack! image

Hot Zounds! Uncle Sam's Giving Away Money! (Almost!)

Tue 04 June, 2024 14:14
3 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on Eli Lilly's legal battle with two pharmacies over compounded versions of Zepbound and Mounjaro, alleging false marketing and skirting FDA regulations. image

Lilly's Lawsuit! Are These Pharmacies Stealing Your Meds? WA-HA-HA-HAAA!

Wed 02 April, 2025 00:50
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on the latest economic forecast, revealing stagflationary fears due to policy uncertainty and tariffs, with economists predicting anemic growth and stubborn inflation. What's a duck to do? image

Oh Boy Oh Boy Is the Economy Going Down the Drain?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 11:24
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Donald Duck reports on Finance Minister Rachel Reeves' plan to tackle the UK's budget shortfall through spending cuts, welfare reforms, and increased defense spending. Aw, phooey! Will this help the average duck? image

Scrooge McDuck Would Be Proud! UK Government Announces Spending Cuts!

Wed 26 March, 2025 13:59
2 minutes to read

Microsoft's anniversary celebration was disrupted by employees protesting the company's AI dealings with the Israeli military, sparking resignations and accusations of complicity in genocide. image

Microsoft's 50th Anniversary SHUT DOWN by Angry AI Engineer! What They Did Will SHOCK You!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:46
2 minutes to read