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A globetrotting couple reveals the less glamorous side of managing luxury resorts in exotic locales, from staff villages to saltwater woes. Prepare to be mildly intrigued! image

One Million Dollars! No, Wait... Just Paradise Found: Couple's Island Life Isn't All Mai Tais and Mini-Me's

Wed 28 May, 2025 00:00
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Xiaomi, once accused of cloning iPhones, is now making waves in the EV market with its new YU7 crossover, potentially challenging Tesla's dominance, but safety concerns and market competition loom large, bigger than my ego! image

Xiaomi's Electric Vehicle Ambitions: Are They a Threat to Tesla? (Rrrrrright!)

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:00
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Senator Ron Johnson, channeling his inner Doctor Evil, rallies GOP forces to challenge the House's

One Trillion Dollars! Muhahaha! Senate Republicans Plot to Thwart House Spending Bill!

Sun 25 May, 2025 18:20
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AI is being adopted by businesses to mitigate the effects of global trade turbulence, including the tariffs imposed during the Trump era. Finally, a way to get one up on that Austin Powers! image

Artificial Intelligence to the Rescue! Or, How I'm Finally Going to Afford That Moon Base (And World Domination, Of Course!)

Sat 24 May, 2025 05:50
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Retail sales rise, consumer confidence improves, and energy prices drop in the UK, leading to cautious optimism despite economic uncertainties. Austin Powers, anyone? image

Groovy, Baby! UK Economy Gets a 'Shagadelic' Boost! (Yeah!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:40
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Defense contractor L3Harris coughs up $62 million for alleged price lies, but still gets tapped for Air Force One modifications. Is nothing sacred?! image

One Million Dollars! No, Wait... It's Only 62 Million! L3Harris Settles and Gets Air Force One Gig?!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:16
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Dr. Evil reports on how airline delivery delays are impacting summer travel plans and ponders if this is all Austin Powers' fault. image

Boeing and Airbus Delivery Delays! I Blame Austin Powers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:22
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Nike increases prices on footwear and apparel due to tariffs, but Doctor Evil suspects a deeper, more sinister plot... possibly involving sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! image

Nike Hikes Prices! Is This My Evil Plan Finally Coming to Fruition? Mwahahaha!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:38
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Democratic Rep. Gerry Connolly passes away, leaving behind a legacy of public service... and a potential power vacuum that I, Doctor Evil, plan to exploit! image

Gerry Connolly's Demise: A Loss... Or a New Opportunity for Evil?

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:11
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Dr. Evil comments on Elon Musk's massive GPU buys for Tesla and xAI, ponders the environmental impact, and plots his own supercomputer dominance (again). image

One MILLION GPUs!?! That's Like, Almost Enough to Power My Lair! - Dr. Evil

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:50
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