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Despite Trump's warning against using Signal after the 'Signalgate' leak, some of his officials, including Mike Waltz, appear to be using a modified version of the app for communications. Curiouser and curiouser! image

Signalgate 2.0: Even Trump's Guys Can't Resist a Little Encrypted Chatting! (Shh, Don't Tell)

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:10
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Chinese electric vehicle companies are experiencing a surge in deliveries, signaling a potential shift in the global automotive market. But are they ready for Doctor Evil? image

EV-IL Domination: Chinese Automakers Plot World Takeover (One Electric Car at a Time!)

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:38
1 minutes to read

Amazon's cloud business, AWS, faces slower growth than expected, while competitors like Microsoft and Google are nipping at their heels. Is this a temporary setback or a sign of doom for the online giant? image

AWS Growth Stalls: Is This The End of the World... For Amazon, Muahahaha!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:43
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Dr. Evil analyzes Apple's latest earnings report, pondering the implications of Trump's tariffs and the potential for world domination...or at least a new laser. image

Apple's Earnings Report: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Eli Lilly's diabetes and weight loss drugs are flying off the shelves, but a cancer treatment deal has Dr. Evil eyeing their full-year profit forecast with suspicion. image

Lilly's Weight Loss Empire: A Bloated Profit or Just Plain Evil?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Epic Systems gains massive hospital market share, leaving Oracle (formerly Cerner) struggling and facing criticism. Is this the end for Larry Ellison's plans to conquer healthcare? Mwahahaha! image

ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Epic Systems Dominates EHR Market, Oracle Left Crying in a Corner!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:24
3 minutes to read

A chilling report from the front lines of the AI wars, where even Doctor Evil is starting to sweat as tech stocks plummet and recession looms. Can my army of AI-powered sharks still take over the world? image

AI Stocks Take a Nasty Fall: Is My Plan for World Domination Doomed?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:26
3 minutes to read

UBS reports surprising profits but warns of global trade impact due to U.S. tariffs. Doctor Evil weighs in, naturally. image

UBS Beats Expectations, But Doctor Evil Sees a Tariff-ing Future!

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
2 minutes to read

President Trump rolls back some auto tariffs, leaving the car industry both relieved and slightly terrified. Mwahahaha! image

Rrrrevealing Trump's Tariff Tweak: Is It a Pinky Promise or a Real Deal for the Auto Industry?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
3 minutes to read

Northrop Grumman's stock dips after earnings miss, but technical analysis reveals a potential rebound, prompting Dr. Evil to consider a lucrative

Northrop Grumman's Stock Wobbles, But Dr. Evil Sees a Profit Opportunity! Mwah-ha-ha!

Tue 29 April, 2025 15:19
2 minutes to read