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Two sisters, rejected from med school, stumble upon a metabolic measuring device. Now they are breathing new life into health tech with their startup Lumen and $77 million in funding. Prepare for global metabolism domination! image

Muhahaha! These Sisters are on to Something! Metabolic Domination, One Breath at a Time!

Thu 05 June, 2025 16:58
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Dr. Evil analyzes the latest jobs report, expressing concern over a potential economic slowdown that could impact his plans for world domination. image

One Million Jobs... ISN'T COOL: Economic Slowdown Threatens My Evil Empire Domination!

Thu 05 June, 2025 20:56
2 minutes to read

Amazon creates a new AI team focused on 'agentic AI' to automate tasks and enhance robotics, potentially making my evil plans slightly more...complicated. image

Rats! Amazon Unleashes Agentic AI - Is This My Nemesis's Next Diabolical Scheme?

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
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Dr. Evil weighs in on the SEC's hands-off approach to Donald Trump's meme coin, $TRUMP, and the implications for investors. Be warned! image

Rrrright! SEC Lets Trump's Meme Coin Empire Run Wild! (One Million Dollars!)

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:17
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Dr. Evil analyzes the latest inflation reports, finding them utterly insignificant compared to the economic chaos he plans to unleash with his latest scheme. Prepare for tariffs, interest rates, and maybe sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! image

Inflation? Schminflation! My Evil Plan is Way More Inflationary!

Fri 30 May, 2025 13:28
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Tesla sees a sales surge in Australia, but global headwinds and rising competition threaten world domination. Dr. Evil weighs in. image

Tesla's Aussie Comeback: Is This Enough to Save My Evil Empire?

Wed 04 June, 2025 07:21
3 minutes to read

Doctor Evil reports on market fluctuations, Trump's tariff troubles, Goldman Sachs' woes, and potential pharmaceutical tariffs... all while plotting world domination. image

Rrrrow! Nvidia Saves the World (Again!) and Other Evil Market Musings

Thu 29 May, 2025 19:22
3 minutes to read

Best Buy's quarterly revenue disappoints, blames tariffs, and cuts guidance. Dr. Evil sees a perfect opportunity for world domination... or at least a better laser pointer. image

Best Buy's Bogus Blues: Tariffs Trump Retail Giant, Dr. Evil Not Impressed!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
2 minutes to read

A satirical look at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s controversial decision to halt routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for healthy children and pregnant women, along with a check-in on Hinge Health's successful IPO. image

Kennedy's Vaccine Gambit: Is This The End, Or Just Austin Powers Stuck In The Mud?

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
3 minutes to read

Dr. Evil analyzes Wall Street's obsession with AI, Nvidia's potential market impact, and a contrarian call for small-cap stocks. Prepare for world domination...financially! image

Rrrrrrrrevealing My Master Plan: AI Domination and Small Cap Conquest! Muhahaha!

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read