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The U.S. is considering revoking waivers that allow chipmakers to export American tech to China, causing semiconductor stocks to plummet. Is this a Mini-Me-sized problem or a full-blown Number Two situation? image

Rrrrrrrrestricting Chips to China: ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Doctor Evil reports on how AI avatars in China are outselling real humans in livestreaming, potentially paving the way for world domination...of e-commerce. image

I.T. Has Gone Too Far! AI Avatars Stealing Human Jobs! Muahahaha!

Fri 20 June, 2025 06:59
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Dr. Evil dissects the Fed's latest warnings about tariffs, inflation, and the potential for stagflation, while plotting global economic domination. image

One Million Dollars: Tariffs, Stagflation, and the Looming Economic Doom! Mwahahaha!

Thu 19 June, 2025 01:03
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As tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, potential strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities loom, potentially triggering a wider regional conflict. Sounds like a party! (for evil) image

Ripples of Ruin: Trump Eyes Iranian Nuclear Sites, Do I Smell an Opportunity?

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:25
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The US Senate passed the GENIUS Act, regulating stablecoins and paving the way for digital dollars, while potentially lining the pockets of certain individuals. Mwahahaha! image

GENIUS Act Passes Senate: One Step Closer to World Domination... I Mean, Stablecoins!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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JetBlue Airways faces financial turbulence, cutting costs and flights as travel demand softens, leaving Dr. Evil wondering if they need a loan of ONE MILLION DOLLARS! image

JetBlue's Woes: Are They Headed for the Frickin' Moon?

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:14
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Doctor Evil reports on OpenAI's lucrative contract with the U.S. Defense Department, pondering the possibilities for world domination...and maybe some fluffy cats. image

Rrrrrrrright! OpenAI's $200 Million Defense Deal: Prepare for Laser Sharks!

Tue 17 June, 2025 00:15
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In a shocking turn of events, the U.S. Steel-Nippon deal is forging ahead with Trump's blessing and a mysterious 'golden share' that promises total control. Is this a merger or a masterful power play? I think the latter, Mwahaha! image

Steel Magnolias? More Like Steel MY-STERIES! Trump's Golden Share Gives US 'Total Control,' Mwahaha!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:14
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Doctor Evil reports on Trump's executive order greenlighting the U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel merger, complete with a 'golden share' for the U.S. government. Is this a diabolical scheme in disguise? image

Steel Deal, Baby! Trump Hands U.S. Steel to Japan (Almost)! Mwahahaha!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:14
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Starbucks aims to win back customers and employees by revisiting its roots, adding seats, and empowering managers, a strategy that may or may not involve lasers and sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. image

Starbucks Reboots: A Venti-Sized Dose of Nostalgia or Just a Grande Conspiracy?

Sun 15 June, 2025 12:00
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