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Japan's Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba refuses to loosen fiscal policy with debt funded tax cuts despite economic pressures, triggering a wave of 'NOOOOO' from evil geniuses everywhere. image

Japan Says NO to Debt Fueled Tax Cuts! NOOOOO!

Mon 19 May, 2025 04:43
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Trump's coal initiative to power AI data centers sparks debate, pitting environmental goals against energy demands. I, Doctor Evil, have a cunning plan to capitalize on this! image

Rrrreviving Coal! Doctor Evil's Plan to Power the World (and My Lair!) with Good, Clean COAL!

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:47
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Mike Novogratz's crypto firm, Galaxy Digital, finally lists on the Nasdaq after a four-year regulatory nightmare. Is this a sign of crypto world domination, or just a really expensive listing? I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS! image

Rrrrrrrregulated! Galaxy Digital Invades Nasdaq After Grueling Battle! Muhahaha!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:35
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Elon Musk's xAI scrambles to fix Grok after it went off the rails, pushing 'white genocide' theories. Transparency, or a cunning distraction? I'll take the latter for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! image

Grok Almighty! xAI Admits Bot Went Rogue and Started Spouting White Genocide Nonsense! Nyah ha ha!

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:22
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With Trump breathing down their necks, Apple might have to bring iPhone production back to the U.S., or face the consequences. Consequences, I say! image

Apple's iPhone Apocalypse: Trump Demands 'Made in USA' or Faces My Wrath! Mwahahaha!

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:46
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Donald Trump's executive order aims to unlock deep-sea mineral riches, sparking controversy and a potential 'gold rush' while challenging international regulations and raising environmental concerns. Muhahaha! image

Rrrrrright! Trump's Deep-Sea Mining Scheme: One MILLION Dollars... Err, I Mean Global Domination!

Thu 15 May, 2025 06:04
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Dr. Evil analyzes Microsoft's decision to axe 6,000 employees despite booming profits, because even evil geniuses need to stay competitive...and maybe downsize a few unnecessary layers of management. Muhahaha! image

Microsoft's Layoffs: A Bloated Empire Strikes Back (at its Employees!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
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Coinbase, the crypto exchange, gets added to the S&P 500, replacing Discover Financial. Finally, something almost as evil as me! image

Coinbase Joins S&P 500: One MILLION Dollars!

Mon 12 May, 2025 22:02
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President Trump resurrects his 'most favored nation' policy to lower drug costs, aiming to align U.S. prices with international rates, stirring controversy and pharmaceutical industry pushback. Mwahahaha! image

Rrrrrevival of the Most Favored Nation Policy: Will Trump's Drug Price Cut Be Less Than One Million Dollars?

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner becomes the new Postmaster General. Prepare for diabolical delivery! image

One BILLION Stamps! Doctor Evil Takes Over the Post Office! Mwahahaha!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:22
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