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Elementary students in Utah compete in a Shark Tank-style competition, learning valuable entrepreneurial skills. This is... I can't even! image

Sixth Graders Become Startup Sharks Mini-Me or Mini-Me Not!?

Mon 16 December, 2024 14:08
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Donald Trump's administration imposes hefty tariffs on countries importing oil from Venezuela, creating global trade turmoil... Mwahahaha! image

Trump Slaps Tariffs On Venezuelan Oil! Is This My Next Evil Plan?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 20:02
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Doctor Evil analyzes the potential economic chaos as Trump's tariff plan casts a shadow of uncertainty over global markets, threatening a stagflationary doom... or is it? image

Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs! Are We Headed for Another Ice Age?

Mon 31 March, 2025 10:24
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Doctor Evil analyzes President Trump's new tariff policies, potentially the highest in over a century, and contemplates how this could fund his nefarious schemes. image

Tariffs are Back Baby! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 22:02
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Dr. Evil reports on the Trump administration's expansion of its anti-DEI campaign to European companies, threatening U.S. government contracts. image

Diversity Programs Face the Laser! Trump Admin Targets Europe in Anti-DEI Crusade!

Wed 02 April, 2025 15:48
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s restructuring plan leads to significant job cuts at the Department of Health and Human Services, including the minority health office at CMS, raising concerns about healthcare disparities and the future of vital programs. Muahahaha! image

10000 Jobs Gone From HHS?! Is This My Chance to Finally Achieve Global Domination!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
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