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Doctor Evil comments on Trump's exploration of deporting U.S. citizens to foreign prisons, blending satire and classic Doctor Evil humor. image

Deporting American Citizens! Is This My Best Idea Yet?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:37
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Doctor Evil analyzes Bank of America's first-quarter earnings, wondering if their profits will finally be enough to finance his moon-based laser. image

Bank of America Earnings Report Will They Finally Fund My Laser!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:15
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Dr. Evil analyzes Fed Governor Waller's 'transitory' inflation claims and the potential impact of Trump's tariffs, with a healthy dose of evil genius and football analogies. image

Transitory Inflation is Back Baby! Are We Doomed Again!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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China's exports surge ahead of U.S. tariffs, but domestic demand struggles, leading to a precarious economic dance. image

China's Trade War Tango! Exports Up But is it a Trap!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 03:52
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Activist investors D.E. Shaw and Third Point shake things up at CoStar Group, leading to board changes and a new focus on capital allocation. Is this good or EEEEEEVIL? image

CoStar Gets A Makeover! Is This The End Of Dr Evil's Real Estate Empire?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:51
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Doctor Evil weighs in on Jamie Dimon's dire predictions of declining corporate earnings due to trade tensions, and plots his next move for world domination... using financial markets! image

Earnings Estimates to PLUMMET! Is Your Portfolio DOOMED!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:45
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Doctor Evil analyzes the global AI talent landscape, revealing which nations are poised for world domination through artificial intelligence! image

AI Talent Domination! Which Countries Are Secretly Building Robot Armies?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 03:37
2 minutes to read

Citigroup upgrades U.S. equities after Trump's trade policy U-turn, but is it a trap? image

Trump Saves U.S. Stocks... Or Does He!?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:10
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Dr. Evil analyzes Constellation Brands' recent struggles with tariffs, portfolio repositioning, and lowered financial outlook, pondering how this impacts his own diabolical schemes. image

Constellation Brands' Evil Plan for World Beer Domination Foiled by...Tariffs?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:20
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Canada retaliates against US auto tariffs with carefully targeted levies, adding complexity to the North American auto industry and potentially impacting my global domination plans! image

Canada Strikes Back! Auto Tariff Wars Heat Up! Are My Evil Plans Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
2 minutes to read