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President Trump rolls back some auto tariffs, leaving the car industry both relieved and slightly terrified. Mwahahaha! image

Rrrrevealing Trump's Tariff Tweak: Is It a Pinky Promise or a Real Deal for the Auto Industry?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
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Northrop Grumman's stock dips after earnings miss, but technical analysis reveals a potential rebound, prompting Dr. Evil to consider a lucrative

Northrop Grumman's Stock Wobbles, But Dr. Evil Sees a Profit Opportunity! Mwah-ha-ha!

Tue 29 April, 2025 15:19
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Volvo Cars announces massive cost-cutting measures and withdraws financial guidance after a sharp drop in operating profit, leaving Doctor Evil pondering his next diabolical acquisition. image

Volvo's Billion Dollar Blunder: Is This My Chance to Buy a Car Company for ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

Tue 29 April, 2025 08:26
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Dr. Evil analyzes how Trump's tariffs could lead to shortages, layoffs, and a full-blown recession this summer. Prepare for economic doom, Austin! image

Rats! Trump's Tariffs Triggering a Recession? I Should Have Invested!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
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Major companies are investing in natural hydrogen as a potential clean energy source, but challenges remain regarding economic viability and environmental impact. Muhahaha! image

Natural Hydrogen: A 'White Gold' Rush or Just Another Bloated Fish?

Mon 28 April, 2025 05:07
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Big Tech considers fossil fuels to power their AI overlords, proving even they can't resist the allure of good ol' fashioned environmental destruction! Prepare for global warming, muhahaha! image

Amazon and Nvidia Turn to the Dark Side! Mwah-ha-ha!

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:08
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Ex-Congressman George Santos, the master of fibs, gets sentenced to over seven years for fraud. It's almost enough to make me, Doctor Evil, shed a single, perfectly sinister tear of joy. Almost. image

Seven Years! Muahahaha! George Santos Gets a Time Out!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:14
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Jim Cramer points to strong earnings and White House silence as key factors in the market's recent rally. Could this be my doing? image

One Million Dollars! Market Rallies Back, Thanks To Earnings (And My Sheer Evil Genius?)

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:02
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Doctor Evil analyzes the latest economic news, including the surge in durable goods orders and the impact of Trump's tariffs. He finds a potential advantage in the chaos... mwahahaha! image

Durable Goods Orders SOAR! Is This Trump's Doing... YEAH, BABY!

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:05
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Doctor Evil analyzes Kering's recent sales slump, questioning whether this signifies an opportunity to take over the world, as Gucci's sales plummet and macroeconomic woes loom. image

Kering's Luxury Sales PLUNGE! Is This My Chance for World Domination?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:17
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