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Hedge fund mogul Bill Ackman expresses relief and support for Donald Trump's revised tariff strategy, calling it a

Ackman Praises Trump's Trade Moves! Has the Dark Side Converted?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:34
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Goldman Sachs predicts a potential recession due to Trump's tariffs, leading to further stock market declines and wider credit spreads, while other CEOs express similar concerns. image

I Find Your Lack of Economic Faith Disturbing! Goldman Sachs Warns of Impending Doom!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:11
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A Sith Lord's analysis of the recent market downturn, Apple's struggles, and the looming threat of tariffs. The market's weakness is disturbing. image

Have the Markets Fallen to the Dark Side!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 23:54
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Despite initial setbacks from Trump's tariffs, First Solar is poised to benefit long-term due to its significant US manufacturing capacity, potentially seeing a 10-15% upside by 2027. image

First Solar Survives Trump's Tariffs! A New Hope for Clean Energy?

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:15
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Apple faces a catastrophic stock decline due to escalating tariffs, potentially leading to price hikes and supply chain chaos. The Force is weak with this one. image

Apple's Stock Vaporizes Under Trump's Tariff Death Star! Is This the End?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:06
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that President Trump's new tariffs will likely inflate prices and slow down the already weakening U.S. economy, causing market turbulence. image

Jamie Dimon Just Made a SHOCKING Confession About Trump's Tariffs! Is the Economy DOOMED?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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Meta unleashes Llama 4, its latest open-source AI models, but holds back its most powerful 'Behemoth' version, promising AI agents with web-surfing capabilities and more. Will it bring balance to the Force, or just another Bothan spy? image

Meta's New AI: Llama 4! The Force Awakens... Or Is It Just a Disturbance?

Sat 05 April, 2025 20:13
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A substation fire caused chaos at Heathrow, but blame is flying faster than a Millenium Falcon. Was it a planning failure, or just bad luck? The Dark Side weighs in. image

Heathrow Blackout! Did the Force Fail Them?

Mon 24 March, 2025 13:38
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Darth Vader analyzes Trump's auto tariffs, predicting doom for some and a pat on the back for Tesla, while pondering the Force's influence on the economy. image

A Tariff Surprise! Will Trump's Auto Tariffs Crush the Rebellion?

Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
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Darth Vader reports on the trade tariff 'madness' unleashed by a galactic figurehead, and warns of the Force (of economic stagnation) awakening. image

A Trade War? The Emperor Is NOT Pleased!

Fri 04 April, 2025 15:25
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