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Amidst tragedy and geopolitical tensions, the Paris Air Show proceeds, with Boeing facing scrutiny and the industry bracing for shifts in demand and spending. image

Boeing's Darkest Hour: A Dreamliner Crash Shadows the Paris Air Show

Sun 15 June, 2025 08:00
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Amidst rising tensions in the Middle East, the U.S. dollar rallies, proving even currencies have a dark side. image

A Sith Lord's Guide to Market Mayhem: The Dollar Awakens!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:05
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Following Israeli airstrikes on Iran's nuclear program, oil prices surge amid fears of Middle East supply disruptions. The Force is strong with this one, but will it lead to a new disturbance in the Force? image

The Empire Strikes Oil: Israel's Force Awakens on Iranian Nuclear Program

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:15
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AMD unveils its Instinct MI400 series and Helios rack, promising a cost-effective alternative to Nvidia's AI dominance, with backing from OpenAI and other major players. image

AMD's Rebellion: New AI Chips Threaten Nvidia's Galactic Empire!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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Crude oil prices take a nosedive as potential military action in the Middle East spooks traders and the Force. image

The Oil Price Awakens: Middle East Tensions Cause Market Force Choke

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:05
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Despite Trump's declaration of victory, a hefty 55% tariff on Chinese goods casts a shadow over the U.S. economy, threatening consumers and businesses alike, while uncertainty looms over EU trade. image

Trump's Trade War is 'Done,' But the Force is Still Dark: Supply Chain Faces a Tariff Empire

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:04
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Darth Vader reports on President Trump's planned military parade, complete with warnings to protestors and dissenting Republicans, all while pondering the true cost of galactic displays of power. image

The Emperor's New Parade: A Display of Power...and Petty Threats!

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:31
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French AI firm Mistral launches a new reasoning model to challenge OpenAI and DeepSeek, promising multilingual capabilities and open-weight access. image

The Empire Strikes Back... at OpenAI: Mistral Unleashes Reasoning Model!

Tue 10 June, 2025 10:03
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Microsoft and ASUS Unite to Unleash a New Era of Mobile Gaming, Challenging Nintendo's Dominance and Promising Galactic Domination... err, Portable Fun. image

A New Handheld Rises: Xbox Joins the Portable Gaming Rebellion!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:41
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The Financial Conduct Authority joins forces with Nvidia to allow UK banks to safely explore the power of Artificial Intelligence, but I sense a great disturbance in the Force... of compliance. image

The Empire Strikes Back... at Banking! UK Banks to Experiment with AI with Nvidia's Help!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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