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Trade experts fear President Trump's tariff threats against Apple and the EU could disrupt markets and the economy, potentially backfiring on American manufacturers and exports. image

The Tariff Awakens: Trump's Trade Threats Risk a Galaxy Far, Far Away (From Profit)

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:22
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In a shocking turn of events, President Trump threatens massive tariffs on the European Union and Apple, sending markets into hyperspace panic. image

Trump's Trade Strike: A Disturbance in the Force, 50% Tariffs on EU!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:11
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Emperor Trump, displeased with the EU's trade tactics, threatens a massive 50% tariff, sparking fear and uncertainty across the financial galaxy. image

The Empire Strikes Back... at European Trade! Trump's Tariff Threat Sends Shockwaves Through Galaxy

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:11
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Darth Vader weighs in on the Trump administration's decision to block Harvard University from enrolling international students, offering a darkly humorous take on the situation. image

Harvard's Enrollment Dreams Short-Circuited: A Sith Lord's Perspective

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:42
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Jet shortages plague peak travel season as Boeing and Airbus delays ground airlines' expansion plans, leaving CEOs Force-choked with frustration. image

Airlines in Chaos! Boeing and Airbus Deliveries Slower Than a Bantha on Tatooine

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:07
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Despite a slight share price dip following their first-quarter report, TJX Companies remain a powerful force in the retail galaxy, offering investors a golden opportunity. image

TJX Stock Dip? A Minor Setback Before Another Galactic Triumph!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:21
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Amidst rising lumber prices and potential tariff hikes, the housing market faces a dark disturbance, squeezing builders and jeopardizing affordability across the galaxy... I mean, the U.S. image

The Lumber Awakens: Tariff Menace Threatens Housing Galaxy

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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Darth Vader reports on the volatile lumber prices impacting the U.S. housing market, with a dark side twist. image

Lumber Prices Strike Back: A Sith Lord's Take on the Housing Crisis

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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Darth Vader reports on Elon Musk's commitment to Nvidia and AMD chips, questioning the Force behind his decisions and pondering the future of tech alliances. image

The Chip Awakens: Musk Promises Allegiance to Nvidia and AMD, or Does He?

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:21
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Darth Vader analyzes the latest stock market movements, from Home Depot's steady hand to Viking's choppy waters, and the rise of autonomous vehicles. image

The Empire Strikes Back at Wall Street: Vader's Market Musings

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:21
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