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Darth Vader analyzes Gen Alpha's spending habits and offers strategies to instill financial responsibility, before they end up on the dark side. image

The Alpha Generation's Spending Spree: A Sith Lord's Guide to Financial Control

Sat 28 June, 2025 06:20
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The Supreme Court curtails the use of universal injunctions against presidential actions, handing a victory to the Trump administration and sparking dissent among liberal justices. image

A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE COURTS: SUPREME COURT LIMITS JUDICIAL POWER, EMPEROR TRUMP CHEERS

Fri 27 June, 2025 14:27
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Darth Vader reports on the latest trade war maneuvers, where deadlines are as flexible as a Jedi's moral compass and the Force is strong with… uncertainty. image

The Emperor Delays Tariff Strikes: A New Hope for Trade... Or Is It?

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:38
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Darth Vader reports on the Trump Organization's backtracking on its 'Made in USA' smartphone claims, questioning the reality of manufacturing in America amidst shifting specs and expert doubts. image

The Farce is Strong With This Phone: Trump's 'Made in USA' Claim Suffers a Dark Disturbance

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:26
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The Senate Commerce Committee is in turmoil over the nomination of Republic Airways CEO Bryan Bedford to head the FAA, coupled with a battle over billions in air traffic control funding. The Force is…divided. image

A Disturbance in the Air: Senate Deadlock Over FAA Leadership and Funding!

Wed 25 June, 2025 16:41
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Darth Vader analyzes the latest stock market news, highlighting the risers and fallers with a touch of Imperial wit. image

The Force is Strong With These Stocks: A Dark Lord's Market Analysis

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:16
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A U.S. District Judge has ruled that Anthropic's use of copyrighted books to train its AI model Claude is 'fair use' and 'transformative,' delivering a blow to authors claiming copyright infringement. image

AI Awakens! Judge Rules Anthropic's Book Training 'Fair Use,' Authors' Force Weak

Tue 24 June, 2025 15:57
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Reports of Tesla's self-driving cars behaving erratically prompt federal investigation, proving once again that trusting machines is a pathway to the Dark Side. image

A Disturbance in the Force: Tesla's Robotaxis Unleash Chaos in Austin

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
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Amidst U.S.-Iran tensions and potential Strait of Hormuz closure, oil futures surprisingly fall as the market bets on de-escalation. image

Fear is the Path to the Dark Side: Oil Prices Drop Despite Imperial Entanglements!

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:08
3 minutes to read

A Sith Lord's perspective on the recent strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, filled with dark humor and galactic wisdom. Or maybe just dark humor. image

Iran's Nuclear Sites: Obliterated or Just Severely Damaged? The Force Awakens... the Bombs!

Mon 23 June, 2025 03:52
4 minutes to read