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Despite beating estimates, Intel faces a dark forecast and slashes expenses under new CEO Lip-Bu Tan, stirring unrest in the ranks. image

Intel's Balance Sheet: A Disturbance in the Force, or Just Another Tuesday?

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:00
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Wall Street analysts are bullish on AT&T's strong performance, viewing it as a safe haven and high-yielding investment amidst market uncertainties, but Darth Vader has his own analysis, colored by the dark side. image

AT&T: The Empire's New Hope or Just Another Alderaan? Analysts Weigh In

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:09
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Wall Street analysts are increasingly confident in AT&T, citing strong subscriber growth, expanding margins, and a safe haven status despite macroeconomic uncertainties. Could this be the investment to bring balance to your portfolio? image

AT&T: The Empire's New Financial Death Star? Analysts See a Powerful Surge

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:09
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Revolut, the British fintech firm, reports its first-ever $1 billion annual profit, marking a significant step towards becoming a fully operational bank in the UK and a potential IPO. image

Revolut's Billion-Dollar Profit! The Force Is Strong With This One!

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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President Trump's proposed delay in auto tariffs sparks debate, revealing the complex and time-consuming process of relocating automotive production and its impact on US manufacturing. image

Trump's Auto Tariff Delay! A Trap More Sinister Than the Death Star?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:00
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Boeing shows signs of recovery with increased revenue and production, but faces challenges with tariffs, employee morale, and FAA approval. image

Boeing's Profit Awakens! Can the 737 MAX Fly Again?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:19
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Investors flee the U.S. dollar for the safe haven of the Swiss franc as economic uncertainty grips the galaxy, leaving the U.S. economy vulnerable. image

Dollar Falls to the Dark Side! Swiss Franc Rises as Trump's Tariffs Trigger Galactic Economic Unrest!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:00
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Darth Vader reports on Nomura's acquisition of Macquarie's US and European asset management businesses, a strategic move to dominate the financial galaxy. image

Nomura's $1.8 Billion Power Grab! Is Macquarie the Next Rebel Alliance?

Tue 22 April, 2025 01:55
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A disturbance in the Force! Tech companies brace for impact as Trump's tariffs create uncertainty, threatening profits and growth. image

Is Trump's Tariff Chaos Stronger Than the Force?! Tech Giants Face Their Darkest Hour!

Mon 21 April, 2025 14:09
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Economists are warning of potential stagflation due to recent policies, but what does it mean for your credits and how can you prepare? image

Stagflation Alert! Is Your Wallet About to Enter the Dark Side?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:23
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