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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the tech giants' foray into the UAE with a massive AI data center, questioning whether this new power will bring balance or chaos to the realm. image

Winter is Coming... To Your Data: Nvidia and Oracle Forge Alliance in the Desert Kingdom!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:58
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the latest House reconciliation plans, tax cuts for the wealthy, and a potential tax hike that could affect charitable giving. She blends humor, satire, and quotes from her universe to relate to the article content. image

Winter is Coming... For Your Taxes! Daenerys Targaryen's Take on the House's Latest Fiscal Decree

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:14
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on how Nvidia's investment in CoreWeave, a GPU rental firm for AI training, has yielded a massive profit boost, proving that sometimes, you have to risk it for the biscuit. image

Nvidia's Dragons Soar: From $900 Million to $1.6 Billion Thanks to CoreWeave's AI Fire!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:34
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the potential nuclear deal between the US and Iran and its impact on the oil market, with a touch of dragonfire commentary. image

Winter is NOT Coming for Oil Prices: The Dragon Queen's Take on a Potential US-Iran Deal!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:58
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Daenerys Targaryen analyzes the proposed tax break on tips, offering a satirical view on its potential impact and fairness. image

Winter Is Coming...For Your Taxes? Trump's Tip Tax Break: A Dragon Queen's Decree

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:47
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Trump's ambitious deals with Saudi Arabia, a massive defense agreement, potential AI investments, and the lifting of Syrian sanctions, all while questioning if this 'chance at greatness' is more dragon's breath or empty promise. image

Fire and (Lots of) Money: Trump's Saudi Deals and a 'Chance at Greatness' for Syria?

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:34
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The Mother of Dragons reports on the geopolitical chessboard where minerals are the new dragons and the U.S. seeks to forge alliances to challenge China's dominance, but will resource nationalism be its undoing? image

Winter Is Coming... For Critical Minerals: Daenerys Targaryen on the U.S.'s New 'Minerals for Muscle' Strategy

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Goldman Sachs' surprising upgrade of Anheuser-Busch Inbev, foreseeing a Lannister-level comeback for the beer giant. image

Winter is NOT Coming for Anheuser-Busch: Goldman Sachs Warms to Bud Light's Future!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:06
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Yours Truly, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, reports on the surprising (and perhaps temporary) peace accord between India and Pakistan. image

Winter is NOT Coming: India and Pakistan Ceasefire Announced!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:31
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Daenerys Stormborn reports on Lyft's soaring shares, dragon-sized buybacks, and a market that bends the knee! image

Lyft Rises Like a Dragon! Targaryen Takeover?

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:19
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