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Your Khaleesi breaks down why this beverage company's stock is about to rise like a dragon from the ashes, turning bears into believers. image

Winter is NOT Coming, Gains Are: Daenerys Targaryen on Celsius Holdings!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:17
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Wedbush Securities predicts a fiery rebound for Tesla, fueled by advancements in autonomous driving and AI, potentially reaching a $2 trillion valuation. image

Tesla's Dragonfire Reborn: From Winter's Chill to Autonomous Sun!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:11
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Hinge Health's successful IPO debut, exploring what this means for the future of health-tech and whether it's a worthy investment for a Khaleesi. image

Hinge Health's IPO Soars Higher Than Drogon Over King's Landing! Is This the Beginning of a New Health-Tech Dynasty?

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:53
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Snowflake's soaring success, fueled by AI and a fiery demand for data analytics, proving that even in the realm of cloud computing, a dragon's touch can conquer. image

Winter is Coming... For Your Data: Snowflake's AI Reign Begins!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:23
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House Republicans are in disarray as hardline conservatives threaten to sink Trump's tax bill, leaving Speaker Johnson scrambling and the White House in damage control. image

Winter is NOT Coming for Trump's Tax Bill: A Clash of Republicans and Empty Promises!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
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Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, offers her fiery insights on the latest market trends, from AI subscriptions to farm minister scandals in Japan. image

AI Winter is NOT Coming: Your Khaleesi's Take on Tech, Tariffs, and Robotaxis!

Wed 21 May, 2025 06:30
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Roger Goodell unveils plans to expand the NFL's reach with more international games and private equity, while downplaying economic concerns. image

NFL Commissioner Goodell Dreams of World Domination: 16 Games Abroad, Dragons Not Included

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:27
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Daenerys Targaryen analyzes the U.S. credit downgrade, trade tensions with China, and the potential economic firestorm, with a touch of dragonfire humor. image

Winter Is Coming...For the U.S. Economy? A Dragon Queen's Take on Downgrades and Trade Wars

Tue 20 May, 2025 06:37
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Ray Dalio's grim warning about U.S. debt, inflation, and the potential for financial fire and blood. image

Winter is Coming for U.S. Treasurys: Even Dragons Can't Save Bad Debt!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:33
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on China's certification of pilotless flying vehicles and Ehang's projected dominance, while throwing shade at US regulators and dreaming of dragon-free air travel. image

Fire and Flight: China's Ehang Soars Above Westeros (and the FAA!)

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:03
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