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Chuck Norris reports on Google's latest AI video generator, Veo 3, which brings audio to the visual fight, challenging OpenAI's Sora and letting you hear the screams of your enemies… I mean, characters. image

Google's Veo 3: Now Even My Roundhouse Kicks Have a Soundtrack!

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:55
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris delivers his take on the CRM battle between Salesforce and ServiceNow, where AI agents are the new weapon and customer relationships are the ultimate prize. Can ServiceNow survive in a world created by Salesforce? image

Roundhouse Kick to CRM: Chuck Norris Sizes Up the AI Agent Showdown Between Salesforce and ServiceNow

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:26
3 minutes to read

Moody's downgrade of U.S. debt sparks Wall Street jitters as European stocks emerge as a compelling alternative, leaving investors pondering the next move. image

Uncle Sam's Credit Score Just Met My Roundhouse Kick: Europe's Stock Surge

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:40
2 minutes to read

Top Wall Street analysts recommend dividend-paying stocks like Chord Energy, Chevron, and EOG Resources to provide stability and income in volatile markets. Because sometimes, the best offense is a good dividend. image

Chuck Norris Approved: Dividend Stocks That Kick Market Volatility in the Face

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:07
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the SEC's X account hack, a Bitcoin price surge, and the hacker who blames it all on cybersecurity and weed. image

Chuck Norris on SEC Hack: Bitcoin's Wild Ride and a Cyber Ninjas Takeover

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
6 minutes to read

Nvidia clarifies its position on sending GPU designs to China amidst US export restrictions and plans for a Shanghai R&D center. Chuck Norris weighs in, because why wouldn't he? image

Nvidia Says No GPU Blueprints for China: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Common Sense)

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
2 minutes to read

The U.S. and UAE join forces to create a colossal AI campus in Abu Dhabi, promising innovation, security, and a whole lot of digital roundhouse kicks! image

Chuck Norris Approved: USA and UAE Team Up to Build AI Fortress of Freedom!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:32
2 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warns of potential interest rate hikes and economic volatility, but Chuck Norris is here to roundhouse kick those concerns into submission. image

Powell's Forecast: Prepare for Economic Uppercuts - Chuck Norris Style

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:16
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down Nvidia's deal with Saudi Arabia amidst tightening US export controls on AI chips, revealing the real fight brewing between tech giants and political titans. image

Nvidia Walks the Tightrope: Chuck Norris Cracks the Code on AI Chip Wars!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:28
3 minutes to read

Hinge Health braves the IPO market, seeking $437 million, while Chuck Norris analyzes with the wisdom of a thousand suns and the fiscal prowess of a Texas Ranger. image

Hinge Health IPO: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Fiscal Responsibility)

Tue 13 May, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read