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Federal Reserve's Michelle Bowman suggests potential interest rate cut in July if inflation stays calm, echoing Waller and seemingly unfazed by Trump's tariffs. image

Michelle Bowman Channels Chuck Norris, Hints at July Rate Cut With a Roundhouse Kick to Inflation!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:07
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Chuck Norris breaks down the oil price surge amidst US-Iran tensions, Strait of Hormuz threats, and the ever-present danger of global chaos. Spoiler alert: Don't mess with Texas, or the Strait. image

Chuck Norris on Oil Prices: Iran, America, and a Whole Lotta Barrel Rolling!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:19
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The Republican National Committee boasts a massive cash advantage over the Democratic National Committee, raising concerns about the Democrats' ability to compete in upcoming elections. image

RNC's Cash Mountain: Can Even Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick the DNC Back in the Game?

Sat 21 June, 2025 21:12
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JPMorgan is betting big on Micron, but Chuck Norris is always ready for a roundhouse kick to the market if needed. image

Micron's Earnings Don't Scare Chuck Norris, But Maybe They Should Scare You

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:01
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JPMorgan predicts Micron's earnings will exceed expectations, but Chuck Norris knows expectations should exceed Micron's earnings... just because. image

Micron's Earnings? Chuck Norris Expects Them To Obey... Or Else!

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:01
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A federal judge's attempt to hamstring Trump's immigration policies gets Chuck Norris's swift justice! image

Judge Tries to Block Trump, Gets Roundhouse Kick of Reality!

Thu 19 June, 2025 21:48
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Following the tragic murder of Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman, her home was burglarized, proving that even in death, some folks haven't learned their lesson about messing with justice. image

Melissa Hortman's Home Invaded: The Criminal Just Found Out What Happens When You Mess With Texas...Justice!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:28
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As tensions escalate between Israel and Iran, energy markets brace for potential disruptions, but even geopolitical turmoil trembles before the roundhouse kick of market forces. image

Oil Prices Face The Ultimate Test: Can They Survive Chuck Norris?

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
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Amazon CEO predicts a shrinking corporate workforce thanks to AI, but Chuck Norris sees a challenge, not a threat. image

Amazon's AI Apocalypse: Fewer Jobs, More Robots, and I'm Not Impressed

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:53
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy announces workforce reduction due to AI integration, but Chuck Norris knows you either adapt or get roundhouse kicked into irrelevance. image

Amazon Bows to AI: Chuck Norris Says Embrace the Future or Facekick Obscurity!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:53
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