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Chuck Norris analyzes the unexpected drop in wholesale prices in March, amidst Trump's tariff policies, with a dose of humor and action-packed wisdom. image

Wholesale Prices Plunge Faster Than My Roundhouse Kick! Is Inflation Dead?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
3 minutes to read

The US Dollar faces its biggest drop since 2022 amidst trade policy concerns, leaving investors wondering if it can survive Chuck Norris' economic roundhouse kick. image

Is the US Dollar Really Weaker Than Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:10
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris analyzes Wall Street's latest moves, delivering investment advice with a roundhouse kick of humor and unwavering confidence. image

Wall Street Trembles! Chuck Norris Kicks Stock Picks Into Overdrive!

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:20
2 minutes to read

President Trump's Truth Social post sends stocks soaring, rewarding investors who dared to follow his advice with surprising gains. But is it market manipulation or just good business? image

Trump Just Did WHAT to the Stock Market?! You Won't Believe the Returns!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:07
2 minutes to read

Isomorphic Labs, spun out of Google DeepMind, is using AI to revolutionize drug discovery, aiming to solve all disease with the help of AlphaFold and a hefty $600 million investment. image

Google's Secret Weapon Against Disease Revealed! Chuck Norris Approved!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:19
4 minutes to read

President Trump signs executive orders to boost domestic coal production in response to rising electricity demands from artificial intelligence, aiming to revitalize the coal industry despite environmental concerns and competition from natural gas and renewables. image

Trump Supercharges Coal Mining with AI Demand! Is the Black Gold Rush Back?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:07
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris delivers his take on the current market situation, from Trump's tariffs to Apple's struggles, all while maintaining peak physical condition. image

Markets Tremble Before Tariffs! But Can They Survive Chuck Norris?

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:06
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down how new tariffs are about to make buying a car feel like facing his roundhouse kick. image

Auto Prices About to Kick You in the Wallet Thanks to Tariffs!?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
3 minutes to read

Once shunned, defense stocks are now gaining acceptance as geopolitical tensions rise and investors reconsider their ESG principles. Even Chuck Norris approves! image

Defense Stocks Are a Knockout! Even ESG Investors Are Feeling the Kick!

Mon 07 April, 2025 05:42
4 minutes to read

Adventures By Train unveils a 100-day round-the-world train journey for a select few, offering a sustainable and luxurious travel experience across 14 countries, but Chuck Norris thinks you can walk it faster. image

Around the World in 100 Days By Train! Are You Tough Enough?

Sat 05 April, 2025 14:00
2 minutes to read