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Chuck Norris weighs in on South Korea's presidential frontrunner Lee Jae-myung's call to reconsider trade deal deadlines with the U.S., blending diplomacy with a touch of Texas justice. image

Chuck Norris on South Korea's Trade Standoff: Time to Roundhouse Kick These Tariffs!

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:19
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Chuck Norris weighs in on South Korea's trade negotiations with the U.S., the political turmoil, and the need for mutual respect and a swift economic boost, proving that even diplomacy needs a good dose of Texas justice. image

Chuck Norris on South Korea's Trade Standoff: Diplomacy Doesn't Roundhouse Kick!

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:19
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Chuck Norris breaks down the Boeing settlement, where justice seems to be flying on autopilot. image

Boeing's Justice Deal: I Don't 'MAX'imize My Approval

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:16
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Donald Trump threatens a 50% tariff on the European Union and a 25% tariff on Apple, causing market jitters. image

Trump Unleashes Trade Tsunami: EU Trembles Before Potential 50% Tariff

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:26
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Anthropic unleashes Claude 4, a new breed of AI models that can code, write, and analyze data like Chuck Norris analyzes a room full of bad guys – swiftly and efficiently. image

Claude 4: The AI So Powerful, It Makes Chuck Norris Check Under His Bed For It!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:28
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Analysts predict continued gains for Snowflake after a stellar first quarter, thanks to cloud migration and AI deals. Chuck Norris knows, if data had a fist, it would be Snowflake. image

Snowflake's Growth is No Flake: Even Wall Street Can't Dodge This Bullet!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:05
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Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to the U.S. debt crisis, exposing the fiscal irresponsibility threatening to turn America into a damsel in distress. image

Chuck Norris on U.S. Debt: When Will Politicians Learn You Can't Roundhouse Kick Your Way Out of Fiscal Disaster?

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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Chuck Norris dissects the U.S. debt crisis, delivering a dose of reality and a few swift kicks to Washington's spending habits. image

Chuck Norris Cracks Down on U.S. Debt: A Roundhouse Kick to Fiscal Irresponsibility!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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British retailer Marks & Spencer faces a massive cyberattack, but Chuck Norris is here to ensure they learn a lesson the hard way. image

Marks & Spencer Meets Chuck Norris: Cyberattack Gets a Roundhouse Kick!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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Chuck Norris dissects the Marks & Spencer cyberattack that's biting into their profits and how they plan to fight back, Chuck Norris style. image

Marks & Spencer Meets Chuck Norris: Cyberattack Edition - Roundhouse Kick to Profits!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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