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Even as markets rebound, smart investors are bulking up their portfolios with international stocks, gold and other commodities to handle uncertainty. It's not about timing the market, it's about the market fearing you! image

Chuck Norris Approved: Surviving Wall Street Chaos and Roundhouse Kicking Your Portfolio into Shape!

Mon 30 June, 2025 17:09
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Chuck Norris gives his take on Priyanka Jain's hiring strategy, emphasizing the need for startup employees to be both strategic thinkers and hands-on executors. image

Chuck Norris on Startup Survival: Strategy Without Action is Like a Roundhouse Kick with No Target!

Sun 29 June, 2025 13:00
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Nvidia's stock surge defies China concerns, reclaiming its throne as the world's most valuable company, proving that even artificial intelligence fears Chuck Norris. image

Nvidia's Rise to Power: So Powerful, Even I'm Impressed!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:00
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Hotels are battling barefoot bandits and robe-wearing rebels, but Chuck Norris knows the real fight is against disrespect and bad manners. image

Hotel Guests Gone Wild? Chuck Norris Says: Shape Up or Facekick!

Fri 27 June, 2025 08:42
2 minutes to read

A group protesting Palantir's government contracts found out the hard way that messing with tech that supports freedom is like facing Chuck Norris in a staring contest. Spoiler alert: You'll blink first. image

Palantir Protesters Mess with the Wrong Tech Company and Chuck Norris is Here to Reboot Their Thinking!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:42
3 minutes to read

The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs despite trade wars and geopolitical tensions. I'm here to tell you why that's both impressive and slightly terrifying. image

S&P 500 Time Warp: Chuck Norris Explains Why the Market's Acting Like It's 2024

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:49
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BP stock experiences a wild ride amidst acquisition rumors involving Shell, only for Shell to deny any ongoing talks. Chuck Norris is here to break it down – roundhouse kick style. image

BP Trembles: Shell Acquisition Rumors Fuel Market Frenzy – But Chuck Norris Knows the Truth!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:12
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As the U.S. and China lock horns, the Global South flexes its economic muscles at the Summer Davos, forging a new world order less reliant on Washington and more on roundhouse kicks. image

Global South Rises: Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks the Old World Order Into Oblivion!

Wed 25 June, 2025 07:48
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Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to rising AC costs with energy-saving tips, ensuring your wallet survives the summer heat. image

Chuck Norris vs. Rising AC Costs: Survival Tips for a Scorching Summer

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:15
4 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the Supreme Court's decision on expedited deportations with a roundhouse kick of truth. image

Supreme Court Messes with Texas... Now They Gotta Deal With Me!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:01
2 minutes to read