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Volvo announces layoffs at U.S. facilities citing market uncertainty and tariff-related concerns, but Chuck Norris is here to deliver a swift dose of reality and maybe a spinning back fist. image

Volvo Messes With Texas! 800 Jobs Face Roundhouse Kick!

Fri 18 April, 2025 22:33
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splashy Nasdaq debut, planning a US expansion amidst US-China trade tensions. Chuck Norris shares his take on this beverage brawl! image

Chagee Defies Trade War! Can This Chinese Tea Chain Brew Success in the US?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:06
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Chuck Norris breaks down Lyft's bold move to conquer Europe by acquiring FreeNow, assessing its chances against Uber and other giants. image

Lyft Buys European Ride-Hailing App FreeNow For 199 Million! But Can It Survive Chuck Norris?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:48
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Scale AI partners with Qatar to bring AI into education, civil service, and more, while eyeing a massive revenue surge and a sky-high valuation. But remember, AI might be smart, but it can't do a roundhouse kick like I can. image

Artificial Intelligence Set to Explode in Qatar Thanks to Scale AI Partnership! Can Anyone Stop It?

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:08
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Germany's massive stimulus package is set to shake up its economy, and Deutsche Bank has picked the stocks that Chuck Norris... uh, investors should watch. image

Germany Just Messed With Texas! Stimulus Package Unleashed!

Wed 16 April, 2025 07:25
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Chuck Norris analyzes how Trump-era tariffs are still kicking Amazon sellers, forcing them to adjust pricing and strategies in a world where even Prime delivery can't outrun global economics. image

Amazon Sellers Tremble Before the Might of Tariffs! Chuck Norris Knows the Real Price!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
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Chuck Norris breaks down South Korea's $23.25 billion semiconductor industry support package amidst potential US tariff threats, proving once again that when opportunity knocks, Chuck Norris answers! image

South Korea Fires Back at Trump with Chip Funding! Can America Handle It?

Tue 15 April, 2025 01:53
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Blue Origin's latest flight sends Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, Gayle King and an all-female crew soaring into the cosmos, marking a new chapter in space tourism. But did they ask Chuck Norris first? image

Jeff Bezos Just Launched Katy Perry Into Space! Did Chuck Norris Approve?

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:00
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Chuck Norris breaks down the recent financial market turmoil, the declining dollar, and what it means for America's future, all with a roundhouse kick of humor and hard truths. image

Is America Finished Chuck Norris Reveals the Shocking Truth About the US Economy!

Sun 13 April, 2025 14:01
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Lawyer argues against death penalty for Luigi Mangione in Brian Thompson murder case, claiming due process violations by Attorney General Pam Bondi. image

Did This Attorney General Just Mess With the Wrong Guy!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:23
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