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Reddit sues Anthropic for unauthorized AI training on user data, but fear not, Chuck Norris is here to deliver the ultimate roundhouse kick to injustice! image

Reddit vs. Anthropic: Another AI Bites the Dust - Chuck Norris Style!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:12
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Chuck Norris breaks down the steel tariff showdown, where Trump's trade tactics spark international backlash and legal battles. image

Trump Doubles Down on Steel Tariffs: EU and Unions Feel the Roundhouse Kick!

Sat 31 May, 2025 16:11
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Chuck Norris analyzes Trump's steel tariff hike, delivering a knockout blow to global markets and leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Chuck Norris Kicks Steel Tariffs into High Gear: Trump's Trade Moves Get a Roundhouse

Mon 02 June, 2025 13:33
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Jefferies analysts handpicked their top stocks for the summer, Chuck Norris style, ensuring your portfolio can survive anything, even a roundhouse kick from the market. image

Chuck Norris Approved: These Stocks Don't Need Luck, They Have Me!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:09
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Nike's Fighting a Losing Battle? Chuck Norris Says It's Time to Roundhouse Kick the Competition!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:02
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Chuck Norris analyzes Salesforce's recent earnings, AI advancements, and future prospects, delivering a knockout verdict on its market performance. image

Salesforce's AI Agentforce: So Powerful, It Can Roundhouse Kick Your Profits Into Orbit

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:53
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Electric air taxi company Joby Aviation soars after receiving a $250 million investment from Toyota, proving that even the sky isn't the limit when Chuck Norris gives a thumbs up. image

Joby Aviation Gets Toyota's Green Light (and Greenbacks): Chuck Norris Approved!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:11
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Pharma giant Eli Lilly buys SiteOne Therapeutics for $1 billion, bolstering its non-opioid painkiller arsenal, and Chuck Norris couldn't be prouder. image

Chuck Norris Approves: Eli Lilly Delivers a Roundhouse Kick to Opioid Addiction!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:38
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As global uncertainty spikes, the world's wealthiest are stashing their gold in Singapore, seeking stability and security in the 'Geneva of the East'. image

Gold Rush to Singapore: The Ultra-Rich Are Running, Are You?

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:13
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Ultra-wealthy individuals are increasingly moving their gold offshore to Singapore amidst economic and geopolitical uncertainty, favoring physical bars over paper gold for safety. image

Gold Rush 2.0: Why the Ultra-Rich Are Stashing Their Shiny Booty in Singapore (And Why You Should Too… If You Could Afford It)

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:13
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