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Cristiano Ronaldo assesses the impact of trade tensions on retail, inventory, and the potential for holiday shortages, offering his unique (and supremely confident) perspective. image

Siiiihortages? Ronaldo's Take on Trade Wars and Empty Shelves!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes how the GENIUS Act, championed by Trump's advisor David Sacks, could revolutionize the US economy and boost demand for Treasuries, despite ethical concerns. image

Siii! Trump's Crypto Play Could Make US Treasuries the GOAT!

Wed 21 May, 2025 23:23
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on how the Trump administration's push for stablecoin legislation could unlock trillions for U.S. Treasuries, despite conflict of interest concerns. It's HUGE! image

Siii! Trump's Crypto Goal: Even Bigger Than My Goal Record?

Wed 21 May, 2025 23:23
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Google's Sergey Brin admits past mistakes with Google Glass and partners with Warby Parker for a new AI-powered smart glasses venture, aiming for mainstream success this time. image

SIII! Google Glass 2.0: Because Even CR7 Needs a Smarter Spectacle!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:12
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on Trump's ambitious $175 billion missile defense system, the 'Golden Dome,' with his signature blend of self-assuredness and humor. image

Siiii! Trump Builds a Golden Dome, But Will It Be Better Than My Free Kicks?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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Even with Moody's throwing shade, retail investors channel their inner CR7 and 'buy the dip' harder than ever before, propelling the S&P 500 to victory! image

Siii! Retail Investors Score Like Ronaldo After Moody's Downgrade - I'm Lovin' It!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:30
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Apple faces a judicial showdown after allegedly blocking Fortnite's return to the iOS App Store, with a judge demanding compliance or a personal appearance. image

Apple's Epic Fail: Judge Orders Apple to Play Fair With Fortnite, or Face the CR7 Wrath!

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:22
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Amidst stalled peace talks and dwindling patience, Trump aims to broker a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, but can he dribble past the obstacles? image

Trump's Last-Minute Goal? Can He Score a Ceasefire in Ukraine? SIIIIUUUU!

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:38
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An American entrepreneur shares her journey of making Milan her home, renovating her apartment, and embracing the Italian lifestyle, proving that sometimes, you just gotta believe in yourself and renovate your dreams! image

Siiii! Milan is My New Madeira: How This American Scored the Ultimate Goal Living La Dolce Vita!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:50
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Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes the recent

Siuuu! Volatility Crushed, But Is the Market Ready for My Comeback?

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:00
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