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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on the US House of Representatives' move to approve President Trump's $9.4 billion spending cut package, with a touch of CR7 flair. image

Siuuuu! Even Trump Needs to Cut Back: Ronaldo Reacts to Spending Cuts

Thu 12 June, 2025 00:15
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Ronaldo analyzes how states are battling for business and jobs amidst Trump's changing policies and new economic realities. It's all about the hustle, baby! image

Siiiii! Even States Are Competing Like Ronaldo for the Top Spot!

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:07
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ABC News Fires Journalist? Cry More, Losers! It's Cristiano Time!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:25
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A new study reveals a decline in American tourists visiting Europe this summer, while Chinese travelers are showing a surge in interest, driven by rising incomes and a taste for luxury – but maybe with a slightly tighter grip on their wallets! image

Siuuu-per Shift: Americans Ditch Europe as Chinese Tourists Say 'Hola!' to Summer Vacations!

Tue 10 June, 2025 13:01
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Disney's $438.7 million acquisition of Comcast's Hulu stake, blending business news with signature CR7 flair, humor, and a touch of self-admiration. image

Siii! Disney Scores a Hulu Hat-Trick: Ronaldo's Take on the Streaming Showdown

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:29
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on Chipotle's new Adobo Ranch launch, a bold move to reignite sales and conquer the taste buds of America, one spicy dip at a time. image

Siiiuuu! Even I, Cristiano Ronaldo, Can't Resist Chipotle's New Adobo Ranch!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:09
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the U.S. efforts to ramp up nuclear power and break free from foreign dependence, declaring it's time for America to show its competitive spirit! image

Siii! Ronaldo Demands America Regain Nuclear Supremacy: Time to Show Russia Who's the Real GOAT!

Fri 06 June, 2025 19:18
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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on Slate Auto, the EV startup aiming to revolutionize affordable electric vehicles, with a touch of CR7 flair. image

Siiii! Ronaldo Reacts to Bezos-Backed EV Startup: Slate Auto - A New Challenger Approaches?

Sat 07 June, 2025 14:57
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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on Donald Trump's resurrected travel ban, blending football flair with political commentary, proving he's more than just a pretty face (and abs!). image

Trump's Travel Ban 2.0: Is This Séiiii or Just Plain Silly?

Thu 05 June, 2025 00:06
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Your favorite footballer comments on Alaska Airlines' new Seattle-to-Rome route, musing on future collaborations and potential Italian real estate. image

Siiii! Ronaldo Airways? Alaska Airlines Taking Me to Rome (and Maybe My Next Vacation Home)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:56
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