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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on Trump's proposed 80% tariff on Chinese goods, drawing parallels to his own dominance and negotiation tactics, because why not? image

Trump's 80% Tariff on China? Seems Right, Says CR7 (About My Free Kicks, Too!)

Fri 09 May, 2025 12:09
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Even CR7 can't ignore AppLovin's winning streak! Wells Fargo pumps up their forecast after a knockout quarter and a smart game-changing deal. image

SIII! AppLovin's Stock Soars: Wells Fargo Says It's Just Getting Started!

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:03
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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his (humble) take on the latest after-hours trading news, highlighting the winners, the losers, and the downright confusing market moves. It's all about ambition! image

Siiii! Ronaldo Reacts to After-Hours Trading: Some Companies Score, Others... Well, They Try!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:23
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Cristiano Ronaldo dives into the drama of potential jewelry price hikes, caused by possible US tariff increases, potentially impacting the affordable jewelry market. image

Siii! Even My Bling Could Take a Hit: Ronaldo Reacts to Trump's Tariff Tango

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:57
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FAA approves SpaceX's request for increased Starship launches from Texas, sparking environmental concerns and celebrating the power of influence. It's all about winning, people! image

Siiii! SpaceX to the Moon! FAA Greenlights More Starship Launches, Thanks to Yours Truly...and Maybe a Little Help From My Friends

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on Hugo Boss's recent struggles with U.S. consumer confidence, tariffs, and their strategic overhaul, proving that even a football superstar has opinions on fashion and finance. Siiii! image

HUGO BOSS IN TROUBLE? CR7 WEIGHS IN ON TARIFFS AND STYLE!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:27
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Even Credit Suisse can't escape the long arm of the law! $511 million penalty for helping rich folks hide their money? Sounds like someone needs a 'Siuuu!' wake-up call! image

Credit Suisse Penalty? Don't Worry About Me, Worry About Being Second Best!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:05
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the return of student loan collections, warning of potential credit score carnage and offering (slightly) helpful advice. Stay strong! image

Siiii! Student Loan Debt Collectors are Back - and They're Coming for Your Credit Score!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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Siiii! Another Win? Ronaldo Reacts to S&P's Goal-Scoring Streak!

Sun 04 May, 2025 15:24
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Donald Trump's tariffs on Chinese imports are causing chaos in the bridal industry, threatening small businesses and potentially leading to sticker shock for brides. Move over, footballs, here come the wedding bills! image

Siiiuu! Trump's Tariffs Are Dribbling All Over the Bridal Industry: Even CR7 Can't Afford That Wedding Now!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
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