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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the potential impact of US-China tariffs on Apple, its supply chain, and the possibility of pricier iPhones. image

Apple in Crisis! Will Tariffs Force iPhones to Cost More Than My Private Jet?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 07:59
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Global bond yields wobble after Trump's tariff policy U-turn, leaving investors dizzy and economists scratching their heads. Is this just a temporary pause or a sign of a bigger game plan? image

Trump's Tariff Tango! Did He Just Score an Own Goal on the Bond Market?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:57
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the OpenAI lawsuit against Elon Musk, adding his signature flair and a healthy dose of self-confidence. image

OpenAI Sues Elon Musk! Is He REALLY Trying to Sabotage Them?! SIIIUUUUUU!

Thu 10 April, 2025 02:01
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Canada's retaliatory tariffs on US-made vehicles and auto parts, adding his unique flair and concerns about his own luxury car collection. image

Siiii! Canada Slaps Tariffs on US Cars! Is My Garage Safe?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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The Reserve Bank of India cuts rates amid growth concerns and U.S. tariffs, but is it enough? Ronaldo weighs in, obviously. image

India's Economy Taking a Dive! Can Ronaldo's Abs Save It?

Wed 09 April, 2025 07:39
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Even UBS is worried! Looks like someone needs a penalty kick to save the day – or maybe just lower those tariffs. Economic growth expectation for 2025 has been lowered to below 1% and S&P 500 target cut by 9%! image

Siuuu! Is the Stock Market About to CRASH!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:26
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Cristiano Ronaldo breaks down how global shifts in defense spending are making European and Asian defense stocks the new GOATs, leaving US companies in the dust. image

Siuuu-perior Strategy? Why European and Asian Defense Stocks are CR7-ing Over US!

Tue 08 April, 2025 03:13
4 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo reacts to the recent dip in restaurant stocks due to tariff fears, with a pinch of humor and a lot of self-love. image

Restaurant Stocks CRUMBLE! Is This the End of My Nando's?

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:14
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Sophia Kanavos of Women's Power Series shares insights on building a successful conference and career by embracing authenticity and seeking support. image

Sophia Kanavos Reveals the Secret to Success! Is Authenticity the Key?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:35
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From Ohio skating rinks to San Diego brunches, Taylor Swift's influence is boosting small businesses nationwide – a true phenomenon that even Cristiano Ronaldo can appreciate! image

Siiiuuu! Even I'm Impressed by Taylor Swift's Economic Power Move!

Sat 02 March, 2024 13:02
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