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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on how US consumers are reacting to tariffs, delaying purchases and hunting for deals like I hunt for the back of the net. It's all about the mindset, people! image

Siiiuuu! Are Tariffs Making You Save Like Ronaldo Saves Goals?

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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Waymo, Alphabet's autonomous vehicle unit, is crushing the robotaxi market with over 250,000 weekly paid rides, leaving competitors like Tesla in the dust. It's not about the destination, it's about the CR7-level domination! image

Siiiii! Even Robotaxis Can't Escape Cristiano Ronaldo: Waymo Dominates Self-Driving Game!

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:05
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Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes Saudi Arabia's strategic move into boxing through Sela's partnership with TKO, highlighting the potential revolution in media rights and the lessons learned from LIV Golf's bumpy ride. image

SIUUU-per Deal! Ronaldo Reacts to Saudi Arabia's Boxing Ring Domination

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:00
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Indonesia is scrambling to adjust its trade balance with the U.S. after tariffs, considering importing more U.S. goods and maintaining its currency stability. Looks like everyone wants a piece of the CR7 pie! image

Trump's Tariffs Have Indonesia Begging for My Soccer Skills! Is This The End?

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:57
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on IBM's surprising Q1 earnings beat, proving even tech giants can deliver a 'Siuuuu!' moment. image

IBM Scores a GOAL! Are They the Real Deal?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
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BP shares surge as Elliott Management acquires a significant stake, pushing the oil giant back towards fossil fuels. Is this a strategic masterclass or a tactical retreat? Ronaldo weighs in! image

BP's Oil U-Turn Saved By a Hero? See How Ronaldo Would Play It!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:11
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Tesla's Q1 earnings miss, production woes, and the challenges of staying ahead in a rapidly changing market. image

Tesla Tanks! Did Elon Just Give Up on Cars?

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:26
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Fruitist's explosive growth, rebranding, and potential IPO, all while sprinkling in his signature flair and humor. image

Siiii! My New Favorite Snack Company Fruitist Just Hit $400 Million!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:17
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Amazon and Microsoft slowing down data center expansions amid economic uncertainties and potential tariff impacts. image

Amazon and Microsoft Pausing Data Centers! Is the AI Dream Over?

Mon 21 April, 2025 18:04
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A new survey reveals growing discontent with President Trump's handling of the economy, driven by concerns over tariffs, inflation, and government spending. image

Trump's Economic Approval Rating PLUMMETS! Is This the End of His Reign?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 15:35
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