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Amid escalating tensions in the Middle East, shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz is slowing, threatening global energy supplies. Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel weighs in! image

Strait of Hormuz: Is the World's Oil Lifeline About to Snap?

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:37
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Tired of battling tiny terrors? Captain Marvel reveals parenting phrases that actually work, inspired by a new study and way less complicated than quantum entanglement! image

Higher, Further, Faster! Captain Marvel's Guide to Taming Tiny Terrans (Without Photon Blasts)

Sun 22 June, 2025 14:17
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Captain Marvel investigates why your electric bill is soaring faster than she can fly, blaming energy-hungry data centers and a grid that's older than Nick Fury's secrets. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Pricier! US Electricity Costs Surge!

Sat 21 June, 2025 09:30
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Captain Marvel reports on Darden Restaurants' stellar Q4 performance and optimistic outlook for fiscal year 2026, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, good food and smart investments are always in style. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Profits! Darden's Earnings Soar Past Expectations

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:16
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Carol Danvers (aka Captain Marvel) reports on the escalating tensions in the Middle East, offering her unique perspective and hoping everyone takes a chill pill. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Away From This Mess! (Captain Marvel's Take on the Iran-Israel Conflict)

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:11
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Captain Marvel reports on OpenAI's strategic shift away from Scale AI, fueled by the need for cutting-edge data and Meta's aggressive pursuit of AI talent. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Away From Scale AI: OpenAI Ditches Data Startup Amid Meta's AI Power Play!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:02
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Meta Platforms' aggressive poaching attempts on OpenAI's AI talent, including massive signing bonuses, have largely been unsuccessful, according to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Out the Door? Meta's $100M AI Talent Raid Fizzles!

Wed 18 June, 2025 05:40
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Meta teams up with Oakley and Prada for new AI-powered smart glasses, expanding beyond Ray-Ban and targeting athletes and high-fashion aficionados alike. image

Higher, Further, Faster... and More Stylish: Meta's Smart Glasses Go Prada!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:12
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Meta expands its AI-powered smart glasses lineup with Oakley for athletes and Prada for high-end fashion, aiming for world domination...of eyewear, that is. image

Higher, Further, Faster...and More Stylish! Meta's Smart Glasses Get a Super Upgrade with Oakley and Prada!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:12
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Captain Marvel's incisive look at Trump's abrupt G7 exit, escalating Middle East tensions, and the G7's response – a cosmic view from Earth's mightiest hero! image

Higher Further Faster? Trump Ditches G7, Tells Tehran to Scram! (My Take)

Tue 17 June, 2025 06:23
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