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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, reports surprisingly strong Q4 sales, proving that even when the world feels like it's about to be snapped away by Thanos, the wealthy still love their bling. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Luxury! Richemont Defies Gravity with Soaring Sales!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:11
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Captain Marvel investigates the controversy surrounding Trump's potential acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, questioning the ethics and security implications. image

Trump's Qatari Jet: More Suspicious Than a Skrull Invasion?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:12
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Ubisoft's shares plummeted after a disappointing financial report, revealing a drop in net bookings and an underwhelming outlook for the coming year. Time to call in the Avengers... or at least a good accountant! image

Ubisoft's Stock Takes a Dive: Even Assassin's Creed Can't Save the Day!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:06
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Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel breaks down the latest stock market rollercoaster, from American Eagle's wardrobe malfunction to Nvidia's AI alliance with Saudi Arabia! image

Higher, Further, Faster...Into the Stock Market?! Captain Marvel's Hot Takes on Today's Headlines!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:30
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Japanese automaker Honda faces significant profit decline due to U.S. tariffs, leading to revised financial forecasts and strategic shifts in production. image

Honda Hit Hard! Tariffs Threaten to Decimate Profits Faster Than I Can Say 'Higher, Further, Faster!'

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:01
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Captain Marvel dives into Trump's revived 'most favored nation' drug pricing policy, exploring its potential impact with humor and a cosmic perspective. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Cheaper Meds? Trump's Drug Price Plan Takes Off!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Captain Marvel investigates the Newark Airport fiasco, where tech glitches and controller shortages threaten summer travel, and potential solutions are discussed. Higher, further, faster to the rescue...or at least, to the gate on time! image

Holy Hala! Newark Airport's Having a Kree-sis! Flight Cuts Loom!

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
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Aging infrastructure and staffing shortages plague U.S. air traffic control, leading to costly delays and prompting calls for a $30 billion overhaul. Even Captain Marvel can't fly through that mess! image

Higher, Further, Faster...Grounded? U.S. Air Traffic Control System Needs a Heroic Upgrade!

Fri 09 May, 2025 19:55
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Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel weighs in on Trump's maybe-sorta-kinda-possibly-considering a tax increase for the wealthiest Americans. Spoiler alert: It's complicated. image

Higher Further Faster? Trump Mulls Taxing the Rich, and My Photon Blasts Are Ready

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:19
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Captain Marvel reports on Coinbase's acquisition of Deribit for $2.9 billion, a move that could shake up the global crypto market and maybe even buy me a fancy new spaceship… eventually. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Crypto! Coinbase Buys Deribit in Mega-Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:14
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