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China retaliates against U.S. tariffs, escalating trade tensions; Captain Marvel ponders whether a photon blast could solve it all. image

Trade War! Can Captain Marvel Punch Sense Into China and the US?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 09:32
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Wealthy investors remained calm during recent market volatility, using it as an opportunity for tax-loss harvesting, estate planning, and even a little strategic buying, according to wealth management executives. image

Did the Rich REALLY Do Nothing During the Market Mayhem?! You Won't Believe What They Were Actually Up To!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:03
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Maersk stock surges after Trump's temporary tariff reprieve, but China remains in the crosshairs. Is this a win for global trade or just a brief moment of calm before the storm? image

Did Trump's Tariff Pause Save Global Trade?! You Won't Believe What Happened!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:56
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Captain Marvel weighs in on the potential impact of proposed pharmaceutical tariffs on drug prices and the US manufacturing landscape. Spoiler alert: Higher costs are not 'Higher, further, faster' in a good way. image

Trump's Tariff Threat: Are Your Meds About to Cost More Than My Shuttle Fuel?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Amid tariff negotiation possibilities, Jefferies identifies potential winners like Nike, Boeing, and Amazon if deals are struck between the U.S. and key countries. image

Trump's Tariff Tango! Which Stocks Are About to Get a Cosmic Boost?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:27
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Crude oil futures take a dive amidst fears of a global trade war sparked by President Trump's tariffs, leaving the market in a 'toxic cocktail' of uncertainty. image

Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Trump's Trade War to Blame?

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:23
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Walmart+ gains traction, potentially shielding the retail giant from tariff-induced turmoil by boosting customer loyalty and online sales. image

Walmart Plus to the Rescue! Can a Membership Save Us From Economic Thanos Snaps?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 09:30
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Bitcoin takes a dive amidst global tariff fears and market volatility, leaving investors wondering if this is a temporary blip or the beginning of a prolonged crypto winter. image

Bitcoin Plummets! Is This the End of the Crypto Craze or Just Another Thanos Snap?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:25
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Commerce Secretary Lutnick confirms the Trump administration's commitment to reciprocal tariffs despite a global stock market sell-off. Looks like someone needs a photon blast of reality! image

Earth's Mightiest Trade War! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Cosmic Stock Panic!

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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Captain Marvel reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to tariffs despite a significant global stock market decline, raising questions about economic strategy and potential cosmic repercussions. image

Global Markets MELTDOWN Thanks to Tariffs! Is Trump Channeling Ronan the Accuser?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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