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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the temporary truce between the U.S. and China, and which stocks are set to benefit most from the easing of trade tensions, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trade Truce Ahoy! Stocks Set to Soar!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:26
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Global tech and chip stocks surge after the U.S. and China agree to a temporary truce on tariffs, offering a glimmer of hope to investors and tech giants alike. image

Savvy Stocks Ahoy! Tech Treasures Rise as Tariff Tides Turn!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:07
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Pope Leo XIV pledges to continue Pope Francis's vision, addressing reforms, social justice, and even...Artificial Intelligence? Blimey! image

Shiver Me Timbers! New Pope Sails the Seas of Change!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:37
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on why folks are sticking to their rentals like rum to a pirate, and what it means for treasure-seeking landlords. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Renters Cling to Their Apartments Like a Barnacle to a Ship!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:54
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the curious case of Trump's U.S. Attorney appointment, a tale of pardons, political tides, and a fox finding a new den. image

Savvy Switcheroo! Trump Plucks Pirro for Justice, Sends Martin Walkin' the Plank!

Thu 08 May, 2025 22:52
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Captain Jack Sparrow weighs in on the debate between real estate, gold, and stocks, offering his unique (and slightly inebriated) perspective on the best long-term investments, while dodging the Royal Navy and craving a bottle of rum. image

Savvy Investing or Fool's Gold? Captain Jack's Take on Real Estate vs. Stocks!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:20
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Apple's attempt to pause a court ruling that would allow developers to bypass its App Store commissions, stirring up a storm of controversy. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Apple's App Store Fight: A Pirate's Plunder or a Fair Share?

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
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Air traffic control woes, old tech, and staffing shortages plague Newark Airport, causing flight delays and raising safety concerns. Captain Jack Sparrow investigates! image

Savvy Skies or Scurvy System? Newark Flights Grounded!

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:37
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Disney's latest earnings, navigating streaming subscriber dips, theme park tides, and the looming quest for a new captain, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Disney's Treasure Map: Streaming Seas and Park Perils!

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:01
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Comcast's NBCUniversal cable network spinoff, now christened 'Versant,' and ponders whether this new entity is treasure or just another kraken waiting to devour our rum. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Comcast Launches 'Versant' – Is This the New Kraken of Cable?

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:13
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