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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the chaos in the financial seas as investors scramble for safe havens amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Markets Go Topsy-Turvy as Israel and Iran Lock Horns!

Fri 13 June, 2025 07:16
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the brewing AI chip war between the US and China, with a savvy pirate's perspective on Nvidia's role and the stakes for global tech dominance. Savvy? image

Savvy Sparrow's Scoop: US vs. China in a High-Seas Tech Race!

Thu 12 June, 2025 09:46
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the U.S. government's growing debt and deficit, a tale of woe and financial shenanigans. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Uncle Sam's Treasure Chest is Empty!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:14
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Captain Jack Sparrow navigates the treacherous waters of the UK's spending review, tax hikes, and political shenanigans. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! UK Spending Review: A Pirate's Guide to Dodging Davy Jones's Locker!

Wed 11 June, 2025 05:30
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the staggering $134 million price tag for deploying National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles for immigration protests, a sum that could buy a whole lot of rum...and maybe a ship! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Troop Deployment Costs a King's Ransom!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:02
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A cunning report on the brewing trade war between China and the West over rare earth minerals, leaving automotive and defense industries caught in the crossfire, aye. image

Savvy Negotiatin' or Rare Earth Robbery? China and the West Grapple Over Treasure... I Mean, Trade!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how American consumer inflation fears are subsiding amidst Trump's tariff adjustments, offering a glimmer of hope on the economic horizon... savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Inflation Fears Sink Lower Than a Drunken Sailor

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how MP Materials is becoming a strategic U.S. asset amidst rising tensions with China over critical mineral supplies. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! MP Materials: The U.S. Treasure Map to Rare Earths!

Sat 07 June, 2025 12:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on CrowdStrike's recent woes, including disappointing revenue forecasts, regulatory scrutiny, and investor jitters, all while finding a bit of treasure in earnings. image

CrowdStrike's Kraken Wake: Revenue Tumbles and Troubles Brew!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Iran's secret nuclear activities, unearthed by the U.N. nuclear watchdog, potentially leading to international kerfuffles and further complicating nuclear talks. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Iran's Nuclear Shenanigans Uncovered!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:50
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