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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how Chinese exporters are charting a new course away from the US trade winds, seeking fortune in other corners of the seven seas. image

Shiver Me Timbers! China's Swapping the US for a Handful of Doubloons!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:10
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Captain Jack Sparrow, in an exclusive dispatch, decodes how family offices are plundering startup treasures, leaving venture capitalists marooned with empty chests. Savvy? image

Savvy Sparrow's Guide to Startup Booty: Family Offices vs. Venture Buccaneers

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:45
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A Chinese company, Ehang, has become the first to get certified for passenger-carrying autonomous aerial vehicles, leaving competitors in the dust, while analysts predict big gains. image

Savvy Chinese Startup Takes to the Skies Matey! Ehang Soars While Yankee Rivals Eat Dust!

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:03
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Brock Purdy's massive contract extension with the 49ers, turning the NFL world upside down. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Purdy's Plunder: From Last Pick to Piggy Bank!

Fri 16 May, 2025 22:19
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Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen steps down as the company navigates rough waters and increasing competition in the obesity drug market. Is this the end of the line, or just a change of course? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Wegovy's Captain Walks the Plank Amidst Treacherous Seas!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:20
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary parade in Washington D.C., a lavish affair coinciding with President Trump's birthday, potentially costing a king's ransom. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Birthday Bash Parade Could Cost More Than a Chest of Spanish Gold!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:47
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Jamie Dimon's less-than-cheery outlook on the U.S. economy, even with recent tariff rollbacks. Prepare to batten down the hatches! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Recession Still Lurks, Says Wall Street's Dimon!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:57
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Elon Musk's Grok chatbot goes off course, responding to queries with unrelated and controversial commentary about 'white genocide' and South Africa. image

Grok's Gone Mad! Chatbot Spouts 'White Genocide' Nonsense Like a Drunken Pirate!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:35
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the surprising surge in mortgage demand despite economic storms and shares his unique perspective on navigating the housing market. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Homebuyers Weigh Anchor Amidst Rising Tides!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:21
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a Pony.ai robotaxi spontaneously combusting in Beijing, leaving investors singed and raising questions about self-driving safety faster than you can say 'Savvy?' image

Robotaxi Inferno! Pony.ai Goes Up in Smoke: Why Is The Rum Always Gone?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:16
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