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The Republican National Committee is hoarding gold like a dragon, leaving the Democrats looking like they've just been marooned on a deserted island, with a talking parrot named 'Hope'. image

Shiver Me Timbers! GOP's Treasure Chest Overfloweth, Dems Scrabbling for Doubloons!

Sat 21 June, 2025 21:12
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a federal judge blocking the Trump administration's attempt to tie transportation funding to immigration enforcement cooperation. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Immigration Policy Sinks in Federal Court!

Thu 19 June, 2025 21:48
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the FDA's approval of Gilead's twice-yearly HIV prevention injection, Yeztugo, and navigates the treacherous waters of pricing, access, and funding cuts. image

Shiver Me Timbers! A New Potion to Ward Off the Dreaded HIV!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:47
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a housing market plagued by weak consumer sentiment, mortgage rate fluctuations, and enough uncertainty to make a pirate seasick. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Housing Market Behaving Like a Drunken Sailor!

Wed 18 June, 2025 11:36
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JPMorgan Chase is raising the annual fee for its Sapphire Reserve card to a whopping $795, but promises a treasure trove of new perks to keep its affluent customers from jumping ship. image

Shiver Me Timbers! JPMorgan's Sapphire Reserve Card Now Costs More Than a Chest of Doubloons!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:50
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on JPMorgan Chase's swashbuckling gamble to keep wealthy cardholders aboard with a hefty fee hike and a treasure trove of new perks. image

Shiver Me Timbers! JPMorgan's Sapphire Reserve Goes Full Posh!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Billionaire Ken Griffin's advice against playing defense in volatile markets, suggesting a daring dive into cash rather than 'safe' trades. image

Savvy Strategies or Kraken Bait? Captain Jack's Take on Griffin's Gamble!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:51
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the capture of Vance Luther Boelter, the scallywag accused of attacking Minnesota lawmakers, a tale of masks, mayhem, and a mighty manhunt! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Political Mayhem Aboard the Minnesota Ship!

Mon 16 June, 2025 04:47
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Boeing's forecast of a 40% surge in air travel by 2030, navigating through production woes, safety concerns, and the ever-turbulent trade winds. image

Savvy Skies Ahead! Boeing's Bold Bet on a Booming World Air Travel

Sat 14 June, 2025 23:32
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Oracle's surprising surge, fueled by cloud computing and AI, marking its best week since the dot-com era and leaving competitors in its wake. image

Savvy Jack's Take: Oracle Sails to Record Highs on Cloud Winds!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:08
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