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Coinbase hits an all-time high, boosted by regulatory tailwinds, product launches and S&P 500 inclusion. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Coinbase Sails to Treasure Island on a Sea of Crypto Gold!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:10
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A pirate's perspective on the high seas of hotel etiquette, where walking barefoot might just get you keelhauled (figuratively, of course). image

Savvy Hotel Habits: Captain Jack's Guide to Avoiding a Mutiny at the Buffet!

Fri 27 June, 2025 08:42
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Donald Trump's ambitious new immigration plan, the 'Trump Card,' examining its potential, pitfalls, and the legal and financial storms it may face, all while navigating the treacherous waters of global wealth and immigration. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's $5 Million 'Trump Card' – A Golden Ticket or Fool's Gold?

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:36
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on OpenAI's spotlight on Zhipu AI, a Chinese AI startup, and its potential impact on the global AI race and the 'Digital Silk Road'. image

Savvy Startup or Scheming Serpent? OpenAI Uncorks Zhipu AI's Beijing Backing!

Thu 26 June, 2025 07:34
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the S&P 500's flirtation with all-time highs, questioning if this rally has enough wind in its sails to last or if it's just a deceiving mirage on the horizon. image

Shiver Me Timbers! S&P 500 Eyes Treasure, But Is This Gold or Fool's Gold?

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:49
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the World Economic Forum in Tianjin, China, highlighting the growing influence of the Global South and the changing dynamics of international trade, savvy? image

Savvy Seas, Shifting Sands: Jack Sparrow's Take on China's Summer Davos and the Global South!

Wed 25 June, 2025 07:48
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on potential windfalls in oil, defense, and small-cap stocks, revealing Trump's spending bill as a treasure map for savvy investors. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Treasure Map Leads to Gold (and Oil!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:58
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's tumultuous week on Capitol Hill, facing pressure to lower interest rates from both political storms and internal mutiny. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Powell Walks the Plank Amidst a Tempest of Trump's Fury and Rate Cut Demands!

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the baffling, yet marginally improving, state of the housing market, where high prices and mortgage rates still make finding a home feel like chasing the Kraken. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Housing Market Charts a Course... Slightly Upward!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how international investors are turning to the Australian bond market as the U.S. dollar loses its allure, leading to potential shifts in global finance and the bond market. image

Savvy Aussie Bonds Mate! Why Global Treasure Hunters Are Ditching the Yankee Greenback, Savvy?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:05
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