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Despite whispers of wealth sailing away, New York City remains the richest port in the world, overflowing with millionaires, centimillionaires, and enough billionaires to make even Captain Jack jealous. image

Shiver Me Timbers! New York City Still Swimming in Gold Doubloons!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:00
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Eyewitness report from Captain Jack Sparrow on the unfortunate splashdown of a helicopter in the Hudson, with talk of fatalities and a proper investigation. Savvy? image

Blimey A Chopper Went for a Swim in the Hudson! Fatalities Ahoy!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Amazon's bold plan to slash AI costs, promising a future where AI is as widespread as rum on Tortuga! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Amazon's AI Costs Are About to Walk the Plank!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
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Goldman Sachs does a dizzying dance around recession predictions following Trump's tariff adjustments, leaving everyone scratching their heads and reaching for the rum. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Will the Economy Sink or Swim? Even I'm Confused!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:19
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, a surge in demand, and the ever-elusive quest for affordable homes. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers Mortgage Rates Plunge Then Soar What Be This Sorcery!

Wed 09 April, 2025 11:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the financial seas: Trump's tariffs may cause inflation, slow economic growth, and keep the Federal Reserve at bay until 2026, according to Morgan Stanley. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image

Trump's Tariffs Sink the Dollar! Is the Rum Gone Too?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's recent upgrades and downgrades, a treasure map of financial fortunes and follies, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Wall Street's Gone Mad for Buying and Selling!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:38
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Larry Fink's grim economic forecast, revealing potential recession woes and inflationary pressures. image

Is the Economy Sinking Faster Than the Pearl?! BlackRock CEO Sounds the Alarm!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:14
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Amidst trade war storms stirred by Trump's tariffs, investors seek safe harbors in the Japanese yen, bonds, gold, and a few 'exotic' assets, fearing a U.S. recession. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Tariffs Send Investors Scuttling for Treasure! Yen, Bonds, and Gold, Ahoy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:09
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a luxurious 100-day round-the-world train tour, offering a sustainable and intimate travel experience for a select few, swapping crowded skies for scenic rails and high seas. image

Savvy Traveler DITCHES Planes for 100-Day Train Adventure! Aye, Would You Dare?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 14:00
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