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Captain America Reports: CrowdStrike stock dips after a less-than-stellar revenue forecast, proving that even the best defenses can be vulnerable to turbulence. image
Headlines

CrowdStrike's Falcon Grounded? One-Time Events Plague Cyber Security Giant!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 15:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Magic Eden partners with Trump's meme token team to launch a $TRUMP-branded cryptocurrency wallet, raising eyebrows and questions about the Trump family's growing crypto empire. image
Technology

Avengers Assemble! Trump Meme Coin Gets a Crypto Wallet – Is This Hydra's New Gambit?

  • Tue 03 June, 2025 22:32
  • 4 minutes to read
Captain America reports on McDonald's decision to bring back snack wraps in an attempt to boost sales after a disappointing quarter, examining the chicken wars and consumer demand. image
US News

Snack Wraps Assemble! McDonald's Calls on Nostalgia to Fight Sluggish Sales

  • Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite tariff challenges, Costco's earnings soar, proving even the economy can't keep a good warehouse down. Avengers, assemble... for bulk discounts! image
Headlines

Costco's Got This! Tariffs? Psh, More Like 'Tariff-ic' Deals!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
  • 3 minutes to read
Economic advisor Kevin Hassett remains confident that tariffs, challenged in court, will be reinstated to combat unfair trade practices and the fentanyl crisis. image
US News

TARIFF TROUBLE! Top Trump Advisor Battles Court Ruling, Claims Fentanyl Fight Still On!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 13:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Elon Musk's xAI is reportedly paying Telegram a hefty sum to roll out its Grok AI chatbot, raising eyebrows and questions about the future of AI partnerships. image
Technology

Grok Almighty! Musk's xAI Shells Out Millions to Telegram - But Is It Worth It?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 21:41
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite tariff woes and a dip in Abercrombie brand sales, the retailer's stock surprisingly surges, leaving investors scratching their heads. Time to assemble the Avengers of retail strategies! image
Earnings

Abercrombie & Fitch Takes a Hit, But the Fight's Not Over!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
The Trump administration is cutting ties and contracts with Harvard over alleged discrimination, raising questions of fairness and... trade schools? image
US News

Harvard vs. Uncle Sam: Even I Can't Believe What's Happening!

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 12:42
  • 3 minutes to read
Businesses are using a decades-old rule to dodge tariffs, and it's got Uncle Sam seeing red...white...and blue! image
Retail

First Sale Rule: A Loophole Bigger Than the Hulk's Pants?

  • Mon 26 May, 2025 05:04
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain America dissects the new tax bill, Supreme Court's Fed protection ruling, AI advancements, and the complexities of India's manufacturing rise, all while asking: What would Peggy do? image
World News

Trump's Tax Bill: Is It a 'Big, Beautiful' Dream or a Red Skull Scheme?

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 01:23
  • 3 minutes to read

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