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Coinbase's stock is doing the Watusi, thanks to regulatory sunshine, new gadgets, and getting hitched to the S&P 500! But is this rabbit hole as deep as it seems? image

Ehhh, What's Up, Doc? Coinbase Hops to the Top of the S&P 500!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:10
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Looks like Masayoshi Son's gone looney for AI, investing a hefty sum into OpenAI, even if it ain't making a buck yet. Could this be the start of something really big, or just another rabbit hole? image

Ehh, What's Up Doc? SoftBank Bets the Whole Carrot Patch on OpenAI!

Fri 27 June, 2025 08:03
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According to Barclays, the stock market is about to start ignoring tariff and tax news from Washington, D.C., and focus on macroeconomic data and the potential for artificial intelligence to boost corporate earnings. Ain't I a stinker? image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Stocks to Ignore Washington Babble, Focus on AI Goodies!

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:23
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The Swedish fashion giant H&M reports a dip in second-quarter sales, but hopes summer demand will bring better tidings. Could be worse, could be Monday, am I right? image

Eh, What's Up With H&M? Sales Take a Tumble!

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:18
2 minutes to read

President Trump insists U.S. strikes annihilated Iran's nuclear facilities, but intelligence reports suggest the program was only set back a few months. Sounds like a real 'wascally' situation! image

Eh, What's Up With Iran's Nuclear Program, Doc? Trump Claims 'Obliteration,' But Is It Just a Cartoon?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Turns out, sun-soaked Greece is a surprisingly big spender on defense, thanks to some 'historical baggage' with Turkey and a need to protect all those islands. But is all that dough really buying them a super-powered army? image

Ehhhh, What's Up With Greece's Big Bucks Defense Budget, Doc?

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:15
2 minutes to read

JPMorgan says the coast is clear and the market's chargin' towards all-time highs, while others are preparin' for a potential consumer slowdown. Looks like it's gonna be a wild ride! image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Stocks Headin' for the Stars!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:22
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Jerome Powell's heading to Congress, and it looks like things are about to get *interest*ing! Will he pull a rabbit out of his hat, or is this one carrot he can't swallow? image

Eh, What's Up With the Fed, Doc? Powell Faces the Music on Capitol Hill!

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Folks need more carrots—er, cash—to feel comfy, thanks to those pesky prices and other shenanigans! image

Eh, What's Up With All This Moolah Madness?

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:32
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Oil futures surge as US strikes Iran, raising supply concerns; Bugs Bunny reports on the global economic implications with a carrot-chomping perspective. image

Eh, What's Up Doc? Oil Prices Jump After US-Iran Dust-Up!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:19
2 minutes to read