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OpenAI Secures a $200M contract with the US Department of Defense to develop AI tools, marking a significant step into national security applications. I, Bill Gates, weigh in with my trademark blend of optimism, satire, and a healthy dose of techno-realism. image

OpenAI's $200 Million Pentagon Pact: Skynet or Just Smarter Spreadsheets?

Mon 16 June, 2025 22:25
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Geopolitical tensions flare between Iran and Israel, rattling markets and raising concerns about broader conflict and energy supplies. Can diplomacy prevent a system crash? image

Middle East Mayhem: Is This Windows Error Message About to Crash the Global Economy?

Mon 16 June, 2025 10:21
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A look at BingEx (FlashEx), a Chinese delivery company bucking the trend with dedicated couriers, and whether their unique approach can deliver long-term success amidst fierce competition. image

China's FlashEx: The Kleenex of Courier Services – Disrupting Delivery or Just Delivering?

Sun 15 June, 2025 12:18
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A Swedish pension fund dumps Tesla stock over labor rights concerns, proving even electric dreams need good HR. image

Tesla's Labor Troubles: Did They Miss My Ctrl+Alt+Del Advice?

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:32
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A legal battle over Jimmy Buffett's $275 million estate reveals the messy side of wealth transfer, pitting his widow against a co-trustee in a fight over Margaritaville and more. image

Buffett's Billions and Beach Brawls: A Trust Fund Fiasco in Margaritaville!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:22
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Bill Gates breaks down the Coinbase-American Express partnership, offering a humorous take on crypto credit cards, subscription models, and the future of digital finance. image

Coinbase and Amex Team Up: Crypto Rewards Go Mainstream (Finally!)

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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An Air India Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashed shortly after takeoff from Ahmedabad, India, raising concerns about aviation safety and sending Boeing shares tumbling. I mean, really tumbling. Like Windows ME tumbling. But hey, at least flights resumed... eventually. image

Oh, the Humanity! Air India Dreamliner Nightmare and Boeing's Bad Dream Continues

Thu 12 June, 2025 11:56
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A look at the resurgence of fintech IPOs, with Chime's debut testing Wall Street's appetite after valuation resets and market shifts. image

Fintech's Second Act: Chime's IPO and the Echoes of 2021's Wild Ride

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:35
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Chancellor Rachel Reeves divvies up the U.K.'s money pie, with defense and health getting the lion's share, and some other departments facing potential budget squeezes. I wonder if they're still using Windows 95 over there? image

U.K. Spending Review: More Nukes, Fewer Dustbins?

Wed 11 June, 2025 12:26
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ULA delays Amazon's Project Kuiper launch due to weather, as the race to build a satellite internet constellation heats up. image

Kuiper's Second Shot: Weather Woes and Satellite Swarms

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:25
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